Dear kid: you almost didnt have a dad.

today a lady put a gun to my head… she also fired three shots at me…
it sucked.
but the most amazing thing about this whole ordeal is:
i never once asked God for help… it didnt even cross my mind.
i dont know if there are atheists in foxholes…
but i can tell you there are atheists in crosshairs.
throughout [...]

christians are stupid #1: miracles

ok lets assume that Jesus was a man… born of a woman, that makes him a human being. it makes him a physical thing… a part of this world.
since he is a physical human being he is subject to the same laws of physics and nature, that all humans are subject to.
meaning he felt pain… [...]

Do not waste time.

Have patience, but dont waste time. all we have in this life is right now-this breath. whats past is past, the future is unknown. every moment is precious.
do not waste a second.
you can be waiting for a delivery, sitting on hold, stuck in a traffic jam. read. write a letter. or just sit and breath.
this [...]

Dear Kid: you now look like a manatee

you know… at this point you don’t really know much about us… you don’t know much about anything. all you really know is that your mothers uterus is rather dark.
sooooo….

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God delusions cloud a world of wonders

It’s a puzzling thing about religion that its words, which generally urge us to bolster our better natures and remedy our faults, so rarely match its actions. It seems to me that while an individual’s faith can be a profound personal journey that might even make them a better person, a society’s faith is akin to mass psychosis. History suggests that the killers were always the truest believers, and that notions of tolerance, peace and enlightenment come from those who question the orthodoxy.

how to be a man #1: the prologue

to liven things up a bit i decided to write a letter to my unborn kid at least once a week, and hopfully take a picture of melissa… you know… to document this unholy birth of the devil’s child.
but think about it… how much can you really say to an unborn kid?

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Asides

where dis mutha fucka be yo?

Please, if you have information on the whereabouts of Todd “Hump” Humphries contact one of his friends as soon as possible. We miss him and are also pretty sure he has some of our CDs.

Dear kid: you almost didnt have a dad.

today a lady put a gun to my head… she also fired three shots at me…
it sucked.
but the most amazing thing about this whole ordeal is:
i never once asked God for help… it didnt even cross my mind.
i dont know if there are atheists in foxholes…
but i can tell you there are atheists in crosshairs.
throughout [...]

christians are stupid #1: miracles

ok lets assume that Jesus was a man… born of a woman, that makes him a human being. it makes him a physical thing… a part of this world.
since he is a physical human being he is subject to the same laws of physics and nature, that all humans are subject to.
meaning he felt pain… [...]

Do not waste time.

Have patience, but dont waste time. all we have in this life is right now-this breath. whats past is past, the future is unknown. every moment is precious.
do not waste a second.
you can be waiting for a delivery, sitting on hold, stuck in a traffic jam. read. write a letter. or just sit and breath.
this [...]

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