i think i miss her the most.

You’ve got mail!

You’re setting yourself up for a pretty big disaster once that baby splits off and goes to God to get angels put back in to remember things like one big mystery story full of “keys” to real play by play memories.

burnstyle.net: mobile edition

Our babysitter called in sick today, which forced me to stay home from work and watch the kids.

The best Tuesday ever.

What do you mean you don’t know who Tuesday Knight is?

A black tank top

Now I know that the man takes care of his family, not because he has to… but because he wants to. Because he loves his family… and wants nothing but the best for them. He doesn’t want them to have to worry… because they deserve an easy going life. They deserve honesty, respect, warmth, compassion and understanding.

on a side note.

April 26, 2008. There was a riot on the streets tell me where were you? you were sitting home watching your t.v., while i was participating in some… plan for a future in the future.

get busy child.

Now our yard is completely color coordinated… which is good… I guess.

The Pale Blue Dot.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

things i wrote in church pt2.

“I come from a pretty screwed up past… I spent the majority of my life making the absolute worst decisions, and it amazes me that I am in the position that I am in today. 10 years ago I would have never dreamed that I would be able to freely write these kinds of things on a church website for all of our youth to read.”

Quickies

What i have learned from jason #1

When Jason starts crying put on Pink Floyd… He’ll stop.

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Unfetish

Melissa’s site is finally done. Check it out @ unfetish.net let me know if you find any kinks that need to be worked out.

Prayer request

I bet Melissa thanks god every night before she goes to bed for having been given a man like me. Then she prays a seperate prayer thanking god that I am an evil atheist…. so she won’t have to put up with me forever.

shaggin wagon!!!!

melissa has given me permission to fix the 97 villager that is sitting in our back yard… after its fixed i can add shag carpet, lava lamps, disco balls, and those tassel things that are apparently a staple of mexican culture… since they have it in all of their cars. i will have a shaggin [...]

Sexy

Mental note: there is nothing sexier than the dry heaves.

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