a man and his mantra
today my friend jesse told me about some of the things going on in her life.
that guy...
he is the type of guy that goes to a bar and hits on every girl in sight.
XOXO
i love you more than i love puppies.
blah, blah, blah... get the fuck over it.
im sick of fairplay. every time i go back there i have to hear the “jonquil fucked this guy” stories.
dear dale
stop googling me...
what men will do for perineum coitus
melissa has been utterly amazing for, and to me lately...
Not Pregnant FTW!!!!!
one line not two.
Real Men
drink their SoCo and coke in a sippy cup.
myspace messages from my fans.
Just wondering, are you still a homo? Do you still let James fuck you in the Ass???
new talent on sixty minutes
W
melissa has named her vagina
words of wisdom from Darwin
i observed that the beaks of the galapagos finches
Awesome emails pt1: Melissa
You are the type of smart person that interests me in learning things from you.
karma
The philosophical explanation of karma can differ slightly between traditions
the theft of an idea
so i found this amazing new blog and have been reading it almost religiously.
WANT MOAR GODZILLA PORN!!!
the joys of William Somerset Maugham
I came home from work today and a girl was sitting on my couch reading 'Of Human Bondage'
your companion cube
While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test
music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #4 Mozella
When 15-year-old MoZella failed to land a coveted role in her high school play, the Detroit native decided it was time to take her career into her own hands.
what i love about the dreamcast
this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday.
letters from the past: Jennette Kelly
(editors note: this letter was written in 1995 with a highlighter on two envelopes)
Dear Jack Thompson, could you kindly FUCK OFF?
last week Jack Thompson offered to come to Electronic Arts assistance in their attempt to try and buy-out Take-Two.
childhood...
when i was a child i used to have an imaginary friend.
what i learned from dan in real life
obsessive stalker types are sweet and get the girl.
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
Gary Jules is an American singer-songwriter best known for his cover of Tears for Fears third single Mad World
keep your memes on the internets.
so i was turning on power at this collage kids apartment today...
John Parker...
leo boatmans confession has been released...
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album
Dear Wilco
your songs are lovely. sad, melodic, heartbreaking. i love them...
Preach on Wanda!
Say what you will about Jack Thompson...
hypertext mail language
xburnstylex: im not very entetaining...
why? why not?
people keep asking me why i don't write in my blog...
the design, the dream, the fix.
so i had this dream that i was living in fairplay, but the inside of the house was the exact same as the one in lake como…
i want
a wordpress hoodie
cast of characters update: Tiffany
its hard to find the words to describe tiffany. beautiful, funny, caring...
I heart Aline
just a lil note to let you know that i thought of you for so long i decided to read your blog archives
BitchTorrent tips and tricks
Its real easy to get started with BitchTorrent for your distribution needs
if anyone asks,
if anyone asks... tell them i went home to feed my obscene one tree hill addiction
thanks grace
so for christmas Grace decided to get me a Sega Dreamcast, an original Playstation...
for you...
I asked you what you wanted... and you said A box.
Dear Friends
if you are planning on giving me your thumbdrive to transfer files from my computer to yours..
to all the ads ive loved before.
the other night James and i were talking about digital box tv...
hmm...
My thoughts don't make any sense anymore...
strange things said by webdesigners
while looking through site directories moving over needed folders...
how to ruin things the Burn way
look hun I brought groceries!
yeehaw
Yesterday Steven broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years. He asked me how I was able to deal with losing Jonquil.
they gave me candy and called me the light...
Every Thursday the city blocks off Courthouse Square and invites a local band to play
so told to me the other day
Hold on I want to explain this properly. I thought that we were bound by one simple cord
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
my mind
sex is really easy sex is everywhere it doesn't really mean much...
and today was a day just like any other
yaritza told me the other day that my problem wasnt an ability to care to much it was that i become attached to quickly
Dear Geek Guys
contrary to popular belief there are girls who look like this
home is where
laying on my new pillow top the smell of new sheets the olive green martha stewart drapes
the first time: California girls, David Lee Roth
the first time i heard Californis aiglrs by david lee roth i was riding past dennys in St. Augustine with my mom in her Nissan Z
sorry willamette park
it seems i have killed all of your residents...my bad
a question of morals
if a chick pays a guy to let her give him a hand job... that obviously dosent make the chick a slut...
how do i love thee?
i just want all of you to know... that i have a new love in my life
Writing by burn on Thursday, 15 of January , 2004 at 7:26 am
I went with john and jonquil the other day to johns house
our mission
to download mechwarrior!!!
our minutes are as follows
its started off like any other day … john picked me up around 6am…
and we left to get jonquil
when we got to johns house we set up the computers… downloaded kdx and started our search
me= I’VE FOUND A TREASURE MATEY!!!!!!!!
john= be it mechwarrior?
me= NA!!!! it be SCARFACE!!!!!!!
john= arggggg….
we commenced the downloading of the fabled treasure of scarface
at 200k/sec it took around 3 hours…
me= we will be waiting awhile… shall we take the galleon ship to the glorious isle of Deland?
john= shiver me timbers…
we= ONWARD HO!!!!!!!!
during the voyage my mates were sleeping …
I noticed a strange gypsy street preacher
she had a sign next to her that entranced me
I pulled over the gallon to pillage the scurvy of her godly sign…
me= I WANT YOUR SIGN NEIGH!!!!!
her= do you know the lord has disgraced digital alliance?
me= I know not of digital alliance!!! I’ve come for the sign…
her= they are producing a microchip they will implant in your hand or forehead
IT IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!!!!
me= which beast? I will fight the beast… I must have the glory of your sign wench!!!
after two hours of talking…. she surrendered the glory of the sign to me….
along with books upon books of information…
argg I’m a pirate I cant read!!!!!!
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Writing by burn on Monday, 12 of January , 2004 at 7:28 am
I’m having a nervous breakdown nothing really new has been going on in my life… been spending alot of time with jonquil recently she will come over and crawl into bed with me… its kinda nice to be able to sleep with someone pressed up against me again other than that life still sucks the search for a new house is still on highly thinking of moving to jax… a friends father owns a house there… they are going to let me rent it… might be kinda odd though i’m thinking it through my father still hasnt spoken to me… its odd not since the day i got back from mexico… dad didnt even call for my birthday…
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Writing by burn on Sunday, 4 of January , 2004 at 7:30 am
a pediatrician, a lawyer and a priest are all going down on the titanic
the pediatrician says “save the children!”
the lawyer says “SCREW THE CHILDREN!!”
the priest says “do we have time?”
immaturity has its advantages
Keri has threatened me and jonquil….
am i scared for either of us?
no
oooooh she’s gonna send her brother after me … ooooh
that’s fine… I hide behind guns
stop being a bitch Keri….
you cant be with me…. not my fault… get over it…
find someone else…
you complain to me that since im with her a month after us i must not care about you… this coming from a person who has screwed 3 random guys….
they have words for people like you
medical words….
obsessive
compulsive
psychotic
deranged
and lamen words
like slut…
shut up… get over yourself… and leave me alone
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Writing by burn on Saturday, 3 of January , 2004 at 7:34 am
another day another dollar … everyone should watch “boondock saints”
laura im’ed me today…
she wanted to talk …. “like normal”
im not ready to do that yet…
its hard to forgive a friend after they intentionally tried to hurt you…
given time … i hold no grudges
given time that is…
and a week is not enough time
so laura does the website shit… then to top it off she tries to come in between me and my girlfriend
and she wonders why i dont want to talk to her
she asked me
“are you still mad at me?”
in a word…”yes”
she asked me why im so immature about things…
she will never understand….
its not immaturity…
its a complete and total lack of caring
if she would have given one ounce of evidence that she cared about me as a friend i would have been fine… would have talked with her… everything would have been ok
she like a few others didnt even say happy birthday….
that fact tells it all
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Writing by burn on Friday, 2 of January , 2004 at 7:38 am
you know what keri…. screw you…
I cared about you… I did. and a part of me still does…
but your making it a very small part…
with your unfounded insults and accusations
after all the shit that happened with your family I tried hard to keep you as at least a friend
but that cant happen they wont let it and you wont make them
you find it easy to hide in a world where your family has you thinking I treated you like shit
when I didnt
and I’m tired of believing I did
believing because you pushed me to the edge of all i can handle…
I’m tired of thinking on the good times we had knowing full well you concentrate on 3 bad times
I’m tired of caring.. when you dont…
you don’t want me as a friend… you don’t need me as a friend then don’t have me…
I tried emailing you… talking to you… all you did was insult me
my friends even talked to you so you insulted them… and me
you blast me on your website so I don’t read it anymore….
I don’t
you think I cheated on you… well I didn’t
never even thought about it….
I don’t even have to motivation to finish this entry… you don’t think i care…. i can’t change that…
….
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