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Realization

The act of realizing or the condition of being realized.

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so melissa got alittle freaked out...

melissa got alittle freaked out when she saw the picture of 'super dead aborted baby fetus' on my blog.

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a man and his mantra

today my friend jesse told me about some of the things going on in her life.

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that guy...

he is the type of guy that goes to a bar and hits on every girl in sight.

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XOXO

i love you more than i love puppies.

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blah, blah, blah... get the fuck over it.

im sick of fairplay. every time i go back there i have to hear the “jonquil fucked this guy” stories.

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dear dale

stop googling me...

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what men will do for perineum coitus

melissa has been utterly amazing for, and to me lately...

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Not Pregnant FTW!!!!!

one line not two.

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Real Men

drink their SoCo and coke in a sippy cup.

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myspace messages from my fans.

Just wondering, are you still a homo? Do you still let James fuck you in the Ass???

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new talent on sixty minutes

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W

melissa has named her vagina

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words of wisdom from Darwin

i observed that the beaks of the galapagos finches

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Awesome emails pt1: Melissa

You are the type of smart person that interests me in learning things from you.

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karma

The philosophical explanation of karma can differ slightly between traditions

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the theft of an idea

so i found this amazing new blog and have been reading it almost religiously.

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WANT MOAR GODZILLA PORN!!!

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the joys of William Somerset Maugham

I came home from work today and a girl was sitting on my couch reading 'Of Human Bondage'

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your companion cube

While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test

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music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #4 Mozella

When 15-year-old MoZella failed to land a coveted role in her high school play, the Detroit native decided it was time to take her career into her own hands.

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what i love about the dreamcast

this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday.

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letters from the past: Jennette Kelly

(editors note: this letter was written in 1995 with a highlighter on two envelopes)

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Dear Jack Thompson, could you kindly FUCK OFF?

last week Jack Thompson offered to come to Electronic Arts assistance in their attempt to try and buy-out Take-Two.

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childhood...

when i was a child i used to have an imaginary friend.

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what i learned from dan in real life

obsessive stalker types are sweet and get the girl.

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music you have never heard of because you are stupid.

Gary Jules is an American singer-songwriter best known for his cover of Tears for Fears third single Mad World

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keep your memes on the internets.

so i was turning on power at this collage kids apartment today...

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John Parker...

leo boatmans confession has been released...

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music you have never heard of because you are stupid.

He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album

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Dear Wilco

your songs are lovely. sad, melodic, heartbreaking. i love them...

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Preach on Wanda!

Say what you will about Jack Thompson...

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hypertext mail language

xburnstylex: im not very entetaining...

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why? why not?

people keep asking me why i don't write in my blog...

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the design, the dream, the fix.

so i had this dream that i was living in fairplay, but the inside of the house was the exact same as the one in lake como…

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i want

a wordpress hoodie

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cast of characters update: Tiffany

its hard to find the words to describe tiffany. beautiful, funny, caring...

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I heart Aline

just a lil note to let you know that i thought of you for so long i decided to read your blog archives

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BitchTorrent tips and tricks

Its real easy to get started with BitchTorrent for your distribution needs

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if anyone asks,

if anyone asks... tell them i went home to feed my obscene one tree hill addiction

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thanks grace

so for christmas Grace decided to get me a Sega Dreamcast, an original Playstation...

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for you...

I asked you what you wanted... and you said A box.

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Dear Friends

if you are planning on giving me your thumbdrive to transfer files from my computer to yours..

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to all the ads ive loved before.

the other night James and i were talking about digital box tv...

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hmm...

My thoughts don't make any sense anymore...

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strange things said by webdesigners

while looking through site directories moving over needed folders...

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how to ruin things the Burn way

look hun I brought groceries!

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yeehaw

Yesterday Steven broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years. He asked me how I was able to deal with losing Jonquil.

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they gave me candy and called me the light...

Every Thursday the city blocks off Courthouse Square and invites a local band to play

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so told to me the other day

Hold on I want to explain this properly. I thought that we were bound by one simple cord

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OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

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my mind

sex is really easy sex is everywhere it doesn't really mean much...

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and today was a day just like any other

yaritza told me the other day that my problem wasnt an ability to care to much it was that i become attached to quickly

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Dear Geek Guys

contrary to popular belief there are girls who look like this

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home is where

laying on my new pillow top the smell of new sheets the olive green martha stewart drapes

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the first time: California girls, David Lee Roth

the first time i heard Californis aiglrs by david lee roth i was riding past dennys in St. Augustine with my mom in her Nissan Z

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sorry willamette park

it seems i have killed all of your residents...my bad

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a question of morals

if a chick pays a guy to let her give him a hand job... that obviously dosent make the chick a slut...

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how do i love thee?

i just want all of you to know... that i have a new love in my life

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just another whore

Writing by burn on Wednesday, 18 of May , 2005 at 5:54 am


escape_grace: im bored
her : so am i
escape_grace: we should entertain each other
her : i can’t find our message archive
escape_grace: haha escape_grace: you have no idea who i am
escape_grace: eh i guess i wont take offence… its been a long time
her : correct
her : lol
her : and i’m sure we’ve had this problem before to. lol
her : i wanna talk about sex.
escape_grace: many many many times
her : ever been deep throated by a gal?
escape_grace: yes
her : (or a guy….)
escape_grace: just a girl
her : lol
her : ok, how many times and was she the only one and how big are you?
her : i’ll tell you about last saturday….
escape_grace: a few times its happend with a couple of girls
escape_grace: this is getting quite personal….
escape_grace: anything else
her : yes, what was it like and what was the best like?
escape_grace: eh it was ok… im not a big fan
her : you’re… you don’t like having you cock swallowed whole by a girls’ greedy mouth??????
escape_grace: not really
her : uh… were they any good at it?
escape_grace: yes actually they were…
escape_grace: you know what they say… to each his own… thats just not really my thing
escape_grace: why?
her : i’m just in shock… lol.
her : because i’m pretty much a cock sucking slut who’s highly turned on by having a cock shoved down my throat.
escape_grace: im sorry
escape_grace: *thinks back to many many years ago*… well you sure have changed hun
her : lmao. ok, i’m not a slut, i’ve only been with one guy, but i do love sucking a cock…..
escape_grace: ah
escape_grace: well then
her : …. what do you like then done to your cock? you prefer a certain hole or what?
escape_grace: hanestly hun… i p[refer being madly in love with a girl and pleasing her to the best of my ability... and thats about it
escape_grace: should i be expecting nude pics to come next of somthing?
her : nope.. lol, sorry.
escape_grace: dont be sorry i didnt want them
her : wow... well, you're going to make some girl very very very happy some day.
escape_grace: just trying to guess what was coming next
escape_grace: i make some girl happy now
her : ah. i didn't realize. congrats!
her : I just wanted to talk to a girl about sucking cock really, but i couldn't find one....
escape_grace: well im happy to be your alternative to a girl...
escape_grace: um
escape_grace: i guess
her : lol, sorry...
escape_grace: no biggie... this convo kinda threw me for a loop... of course i remember you way back when that other chick lived with you.... damn we talked for like a year and a half straight... then off and on after that.... you were fun to talk to
escape_grace: hmmm shit changes i guess... no offense or anything..
escape_grace: if you would like to talk to a chick about head try my girlfriend...
her: ... does she crave it?
[02:43] escape_grace: does she crave what?
her: giving head, sucking cock, deep throating, etc. does she want and desire to lick cock?
[02:44] escape_grace: eh i dunno ask her
her: oh… my… god…. … i’m seriously freaked out now… lmao. holy crap i sudenly just looked at my post and then thought about what i was like 2 years ago and it’s like a completely different person! lmao!!! freaky!

*note from her- …. hey, if you’re going to put this on you website be sure to mention that i know i have a horrible memory, and that i’m not just ignorant about my flaws, eh? hey, to answer yourself you should really put in the fact that i moved 200 miles away from my family to live with a man twice my age who I’m still with and that i’ve only been with him. oh, and that i’ve lived with him for over a year so far.
[03:16] escape_grace: um ok ill put that in

*editors note
WTF!
how can one person go from a sweet intelligent girl whom I massively enjoyed talking to this in less than a year…
this has to have been the most fucked up conversation I’ve had in a really long time

*mental note- people change

this has been a public service announcement brought to you by Burnstyle inc.

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perfection

Writing by burn on Tuesday, 17 of May , 2005 at 5:55 am

Dear Burn,
you are not allowed to have a bad day…
bad days are for weak people. you must at all times be nice
if you are to change.
never ever ever are you to be rude in any way, even if you dont mean to be.
remember how jesus was?
you must be like him

perfect

at all times

at all costs

your website must be immaculate… it cannot be simple
simple is bad

you must have java scripting and forms or you are going to hear about it
you cant say anything rude to anyone

no one will understand… no one will adjust
you are wrong and always will be
you are evil
deal with it

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cat schwarts and morgan webb

Writing by burn on Monday, 2 of May , 2005 at 5:56 am

while we are on the G4/tech tv subject…
lets check out Morgan Webb’s topless pic
Morgan Webb is the host of X-play

who wants to see cat schwarts nude?!?!

who is cat you may ask…
she is a co-host for a tv show on g4/tech tv
the show is called the screensavers

she has a nice blog she updates every so often,
she placed two images on her site
one of her eyes
and one of her smoking
they were cropped from topless pics she had taken earlier
what cat failed to realize is when you view the properties of a photo shopped image often you  can see what the image looked like before it was photo shopped
the pics looked like this


cat you have now successfully made me stop lusting after you
kthnxbye

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