new old movies
Writing by burn on Friday, 17 of June , 2005 at 4:05 am
many of you remember cool as ice
but few actually own the film
likely because it is the most retarded movie ever made… there are only 2 types of people who enjoy this movie
#1 yuppie autistic historian Mongols
#2 me
I bought it on eBay the other day
as I watched it i forgot what a priceless gem this movie is
especially with the hip catchphrases
“drop that zero and get wit da hero”
I actually remember buying ‘to the extreme’ when it first came out. I listened to that whole album many many times, and to my own dismay I still have no clue what a roni is… or what its like to have one
one day I will get a haircut as cool as vanilla ice’s
lets take a look at a few other movies I bought as well
click the thumbnails for larger views
I got a few witchcraft movies
I would tell you about each but they are all the same,
a cult has sex with people then sacrifices them to Satan
the only reason they are any good is, they all contain really hot chicks

and have lots of gratuitous nude scenes

also bought Lolita
mainly because of my extreme desire
to have sex with a 14 year old girl.

just kidding

JQ actually bought this movie
she really does want to have sex with 14 year old girl
its true
ask her mom
Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2
I must admit i only got this for vanilla ice as well



go ninja go ninja go!!!
I also bought
Cannibal Hookers

any movie with hookers that screw you to death and eat your remains is ok with me


and
Slumber party massacre

which didn’t yield any cool screenshots
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