Writing by burn on Friday, 30 of September , 2005 at 4:15 am
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans…
God hates homophobes
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Writing by burn on Sunday, 25 of September , 2005 at 6:07 am
so today was Brendan’s birthday party
for those of you that don’t know…. Brendan is Dj’s
son, he had a nice party… lots of people came out… lots of presents and a kick ass batman cake….
no one has ever given me a batman cake…
and why not? I like batman, I WANT A FUCKING BATMAN CAKE!!!!!!!
anyway…
it was fun being around the kilq again, Scott, Jason, Kevin, J
ames and some chick whom I later found out was Jason’s girlfriend
the only person who wasn’t there is this guy ….
which is good… because he looks like a tool
… plus I have no idea who he is
click his pic to see his myspace
just so you know…. your friends will never have your back when you do anything,
see I tried to throw Dj in a pool… thinking my homies would have my back….
but nooooo
as soon as I grabbed Dj, he did a roundhouse kick in my nuts, then all my friends pulled out guns and shot me
then poured mt dew all over me
so I was dead
and wet
fuckers…
after the party… me and James had a talk about some shit that happened between us awhile back…. it sort of went like this
me= you mad?
James= nah you mad?
me= nah….
James= dude that girl *removed*
me= word….
Brendan had fun… he got shitloads of cars….
but its cool… he likes cars, and stuff.
I can’t be funny when talking about a small child’s birthday…. so I’m giving up now
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Writing by burn on Sunday, 18 of September , 2005 at 4:13 am
normally I don’t like talking on the phone
I actually despise it… I would rather talk in person or online
because i feel like a total fool on the phone, but talking with Janet was different
we talked about everything, grandparents, houses, the only time I’ve ever had a gun pulled on me, brothers being threatened with baseball bats,
she is a kind sweet gorgeous girl
and her husband is a very lucky man
interesting quotes from the phone call
Janet= “I believe in god… you know, besides you of course.”
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Writing by burn on Friday, 16 of September , 2005 at 6:04 am
music has always been a large part of my life, no matter what situation I have ever been in, good or bad, I can tell you either the song I was listening to when it happened, or which song reminds me of it.
some of you may know that I have a really bad memory
except when it comes to music
when I’m listening to a song I can recall everything that I have ever done while that song was played
so now I’m listening to “in my life” its a cover song by Johnny Cash,
and I find myself wondering about music, and where its going within the next few years
all the great artists are gone now.
johnny cash, frank sinatra, william s burroughs, mel torme, john lennon, miles davis, count basie, stevie ray vaughan, and many others
I feel like a baby while writing this, I cant stop tearing up, because I sincerely believe that there will not be anymore great musicians. everything is in the past
what do we have to look forward to now?
good charlottes new cd?
yay 50 cent is going back on tour.
dearest readers, if you never believe anything I say, please believe this
music is dead
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Writing by burn on Friday, 16 of September , 2005 at 4:14 am
dear readers,
this is Troy,
Troy really loves his girlfriend Melissa.
really loves her
allot
so much in fact, for their six month anniversary he made her a 14 minute long message of love.
she broke up with him 3 days later, then got a restraining order against him
awww
you can here his message of love by clicking here troys mix tape of love Troy’s love inspired me to make my own mixtape… to the person I love most in this world… you can listen by clicking here burns mixtape of love
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