today my friend jesse told me about some of the things going on in her life.
that guy...
he is the type of guy that goes to a bar and hits on every girl in sight.
XOXO
i love you more than i love puppies.
blah, blah, blah... get the fuck over it.
im sick of fairplay. every time i go back there i have to hear the “jonquil fucked this guy” stories.
dear dale
stop googling me...
what men will do for perineum coitus
melissa has been utterly amazing for, and to me lately...
Not Pregnant FTW!!!!!
one line not two.
Real Men
drink their SoCo and coke in a sippy cup.
myspace messages from my fans.
Just wondering, are you still a homo? Do you still let James fuck you in the Ass???
new talent on sixty minutes
W
melissa has named her vagina
words of wisdom from Darwin
i observed that the beaks of the galapagos finches
Awesome emails pt1: Melissa
You are the type of smart person that interests me in learning things from you.
karma
The philosophical explanation of karma can differ slightly between traditions
the theft of an idea
so i found this amazing new blog and have been reading it almost religiously.
WANT MOAR GODZILLA PORN!!!
the joys of William Somerset Maugham
I came home from work today and a girl was sitting on my couch reading 'Of Human Bondage'
your companion cube
While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test
music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #4 Mozella
When 15-year-old MoZella failed to land a coveted role in her high school play, the Detroit native decided it was time to take her career into her own hands.
what i love about the dreamcast
this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday.
letters from the past: Jennette Kelly
(editors note: this letter was written in 1995 with a highlighter on two envelopes)
Dear Jack Thompson, could you kindly FUCK OFF?
last week Jack Thompson offered to come to Electronic Arts assistance in their attempt to try and buy-out Take-Two.
childhood...
when i was a child i used to have an imaginary friend.
what i learned from dan in real life
obsessive stalker types are sweet and get the girl.
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
Gary Jules is an American singer-songwriter best known for his cover of Tears for Fears third single Mad World
keep your memes on the internets.
so i was turning on power at this collage kids apartment today...
John Parker...
leo boatmans confession has been released...
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album
Dear Wilco
your songs are lovely. sad, melodic, heartbreaking. i love them...
Preach on Wanda!
Say what you will about Jack Thompson...
hypertext mail language
xburnstylex: im not very entetaining...
why? why not?
people keep asking me why i don't write in my blog...
the design, the dream, the fix.
so i had this dream that i was living in fairplay, but the inside of the house was the exact same as the one in lake como…
i want
a wordpress hoodie
cast of characters update: Tiffany
its hard to find the words to describe tiffany. beautiful, funny, caring...
I heart Aline
just a lil note to let you know that i thought of you for so long i decided to read your blog archives
BitchTorrent tips and tricks
Its real easy to get started with BitchTorrent for your distribution needs
if anyone asks,
if anyone asks... tell them i went home to feed my obscene one tree hill addiction
thanks grace
so for christmas Grace decided to get me a Sega Dreamcast, an original Playstation...
for you...
I asked you what you wanted... and you said A box.
Dear Friends
if you are planning on giving me your thumbdrive to transfer files from my computer to yours..
to all the ads ive loved before.
the other night James and i were talking about digital box tv...
hmm...
My thoughts don't make any sense anymore...
strange things said by webdesigners
while looking through site directories moving over needed folders...
how to ruin things the Burn way
look hun I brought groceries!
yeehaw
Yesterday Steven broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years. He asked me how I was able to deal with losing Jonquil.
they gave me candy and called me the light...
Every Thursday the city blocks off Courthouse Square and invites a local band to play
so told to me the other day
Hold on I want to explain this properly. I thought that we were bound by one simple cord
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
my mind
sex is really easy sex is everywhere it doesn't really mean much...
and today was a day just like any other
yaritza told me the other day that my problem wasnt an ability to care to much it was that i become attached to quickly
Dear Geek Guys
contrary to popular belief there are girls who look like this
home is where
laying on my new pillow top the smell of new sheets the olive green martha stewart drapes
the first time: California girls, David Lee Roth
the first time i heard Californis aiglrs by david lee roth i was riding past dennys in St. Augustine with my mom in her Nissan Z
sorry willamette park
it seems i have killed all of your residents...my bad
a question of morals
if a chick pays a guy to let her give him a hand job... that obviously dosent make the chick a slut...
how do i love thee?
i just want all of you to know... that i have a new love in my life
Writing by burn on Saturday, 21 of October , 2006 at 2:07 pm
boy scouts in Los Angeles can earn a brand new activity patch in ” gibberish, doublespeak, denial and bullying techniques”
thats right the MPAA has partnered with the Boy scouts to educate children about the dangers of audio and video piracy.
“Working with the Boy Scouts of Los Angeles, we have a real opportunity to educate a new generation about how movies are made, why they are valuable, and hopefully change attitudes about intellectual property theft,” Dan Glickman, chairman of the Motion Picture Association of America, said in a statement Friday.
Scouts will be instructed in the basics of copyright law and learn how to identify five types of copyrighted works and three ways copyrighted materials may be stolen.
Scouts also must choose one activity from a list that includes visiting a movie studio to see how many people can be harmed by film piracy. They also can create public service announcements urging others not to steal movies or music.
Writing by burn on Friday, 20 of October , 2006 at 3:27 pm
a friend of mine once stated that he would never use the new international version (NIV) of the holy bible, because the company who translated the NIV and distributed the NIV also distributes “the joy of gay sex”
Zondervan is the publisher of the NIV translation… and what he said struck me as odd because i have only known of zondervan publishing extreamly evangelical books like the purpose driven life, where’s god when it hurts, and the student bible.
so today i decided i would site down and attempt to figure out whether or not this man was mis-informed
he sorta was, and he sorta wasnt….
isnt it always like that.
in 1931 Zondervan Publishing House was founded by brothers Pat and Bernie Zondervan at the family farmhouse in Grandville, Michigan.
in 1970 they became a publicly held company who then partnered with the International bible society in 1971, at the same time they opened “the family christian bookstore”. the same christian chain store you will now find in every town accross america.
in 1998 they were bought by Harper & Row (now named HarperCollinsPublishers, a News Corp. company).
this is where you have to use your imagination alittle.
news corp (which owns HarperCollinsPublishers) also ownes Avon books
Avon books distributes “the joy of sex” as well as other homo and hetero sexual books, the satanic bible, and all other church of satan publishings
so
a company owned by the company that ownes the company that holds publishing rights to the NIV distributes gay lit…..
big fucking deal
its should also be noted that NewsCorp ownes these companies
Fox Sports Net, a chain of US regional cable television networks broadcasting local sporting events linked together by national sports news programming. Local channels include “Fox Sports Southwest”, “Fox Sports Bay Area”, etc. (some affiliates still owned by Cablevision).
FX Networks, a cable network broadcasting reruns of programming previously shown on other channels, but recently creating its own programming, including the Emmy Award-winning program The Shield.
I am a stylish and popular design genius. I have won many awards for my creative thoughts in relation to webdesign and social networking, as well as for my deep devotion for community service, My life consists of 24 hour harems, drinking binges, and heroin overdoses. i drive a Ferrari.
Did i mention i am also a compulsive liar?