today my friend jesse told me about some of the things going on in her life.
that guy...
he is the type of guy that goes to a bar and hits on every girl in sight.
XOXO
i love you more than i love puppies.
blah, blah, blah... get the fuck over it.
im sick of fairplay. every time i go back there i have to hear the “jonquil fucked this guy” stories.
dear dale
stop googling me...
what men will do for perineum coitus
melissa has been utterly amazing for, and to me lately...
Not Pregnant FTW!!!!!
one line not two.
Real Men
drink their SoCo and coke in a sippy cup.
myspace messages from my fans.
Just wondering, are you still a homo? Do you still let James fuck you in the Ass???
new talent on sixty minutes
W
melissa has named her vagina
words of wisdom from Darwin
i observed that the beaks of the galapagos finches
Awesome emails pt1: Melissa
You are the type of smart person that interests me in learning things from you.
karma
The philosophical explanation of karma can differ slightly between traditions
the theft of an idea
so i found this amazing new blog and have been reading it almost religiously.
WANT MOAR GODZILLA PORN!!!
the joys of William Somerset Maugham
I came home from work today and a girl was sitting on my couch reading 'Of Human Bondage'
your companion cube
While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test
music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #4 Mozella
When 15-year-old MoZella failed to land a coveted role in her high school play, the Detroit native decided it was time to take her career into her own hands.
what i love about the dreamcast
this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday.
letters from the past: Jennette Kelly
(editors note: this letter was written in 1995 with a highlighter on two envelopes)
Dear Jack Thompson, could you kindly FUCK OFF?
last week Jack Thompson offered to come to Electronic Arts assistance in their attempt to try and buy-out Take-Two.
childhood...
when i was a child i used to have an imaginary friend.
what i learned from dan in real life
obsessive stalker types are sweet and get the girl.
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
Gary Jules is an American singer-songwriter best known for his cover of Tears for Fears third single Mad World
keep your memes on the internets.
so i was turning on power at this collage kids apartment today...
John Parker...
leo boatmans confession has been released...
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album
Dear Wilco
your songs are lovely. sad, melodic, heartbreaking. i love them...
Preach on Wanda!
Say what you will about Jack Thompson...
hypertext mail language
xburnstylex: im not very entetaining...
why? why not?
people keep asking me why i don't write in my blog...
the design, the dream, the fix.
so i had this dream that i was living in fairplay, but the inside of the house was the exact same as the one in lake como…
i want
a wordpress hoodie
cast of characters update: Tiffany
its hard to find the words to describe tiffany. beautiful, funny, caring...
I heart Aline
just a lil note to let you know that i thought of you for so long i decided to read your blog archives
BitchTorrent tips and tricks
Its real easy to get started with BitchTorrent for your distribution needs
if anyone asks,
if anyone asks... tell them i went home to feed my obscene one tree hill addiction
thanks grace
so for christmas Grace decided to get me a Sega Dreamcast, an original Playstation...
for you...
I asked you what you wanted... and you said A box.
Dear Friends
if you are planning on giving me your thumbdrive to transfer files from my computer to yours..
to all the ads ive loved before.
the other night James and i were talking about digital box tv...
hmm...
My thoughts don't make any sense anymore...
strange things said by webdesigners
while looking through site directories moving over needed folders...
how to ruin things the Burn way
look hun I brought groceries!
yeehaw
Yesterday Steven broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years. He asked me how I was able to deal with losing Jonquil.
they gave me candy and called me the light...
Every Thursday the city blocks off Courthouse Square and invites a local band to play
so told to me the other day
Hold on I want to explain this properly. I thought that we were bound by one simple cord
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
my mind
sex is really easy sex is everywhere it doesn't really mean much...
and today was a day just like any other
yaritza told me the other day that my problem wasnt an ability to care to much it was that i become attached to quickly
Dear Geek Guys
contrary to popular belief there are girls who look like this
home is where
laying on my new pillow top the smell of new sheets the olive green martha stewart drapes
the first time: California girls, David Lee Roth
the first time i heard Californis aiglrs by david lee roth i was riding past dennys in St. Augustine with my mom in her Nissan Z
sorry willamette park
it seems i have killed all of your residents...my bad
a question of morals
if a chick pays a guy to let her give him a hand job... that obviously dosent make the chick a slut...
how do i love thee?
i just want all of you to know... that i have a new love in my life
Writing by burn on Wednesday, 29 of November , 2006 at 7:25 am
The war in Iraq has now lasted longer than the U.S.’s involvement in World War II. What do you think?
Helen Wright, Meat Packer
“The Iraq war may last longer, but I guarantee you that both wars will end the same way: with the complete destruction of the Japanese.”
Leo Daives, County Assessor
“Hooray! Does this mean that we are now the greatest generation?”
Dylan Mitchell, Systems Analyst
“Yes, but did we support our troops then as much as we do today?”
Writing by burn on Sunday, 19 of November , 2006 at 8:00 pm
so last sunday i took a quick trip to florida,
my continuing mission?
to explore strange new worlds… to seek out new life and new civilizations, and to deliver to them video games.
i set off with a truck…
strapped to the back were 2 poker machines
1 popeye arcade machine
1 street fighter 2 champion edition arcade machine
1 juke box
and a partridge in a pear tree
i arived at my fathers house around 5 am… from there we took a trip to orlando and picked up a large bag of strange white powder…
which my father quickly stuffed under the seat of the truck
he said it was kiln wash
but i know better
it was crystalline amphetamine hydrochloride
i mean really
what would a man who owns a ceramics shop… with 3 kilns need with kiln wash?
cant fool me dad
dad and marilyn cooked a pre-thanksgiving dinner consisting of turkey (slightly dry), lasagna, beans (which i devoured and later turned into noxious gases for jq’s ammusment), and my fathers signature “lazy man desert”
instead of making both a cake and pudding… he makes a cake with pudding frosting..
its actually pretty good.
after delivering all of the machines and the crystalline amphetamine hydrochloride (or kiln wash as my father calls it)
we had lunch with derick, where i learned several things
#1 his i.m. friends harbor strange homosexual desires
#2 derick gets laid more than i do
#3 leaving your impression on a game store is generally a good idea…. unless you are doing it with white road paint.
we also saw poser girl….. um… i mean shannon
that was fun….i fed nuts to her pets, found out i would be a horrible father, was informed jonquil is the mother of shannons baby, and was anally rapped by her dogs
Writing by burn on Tuesday, 7 of November , 2006 at 6:31 pm
right-wing radio host Laura Ingraham today urged her listeners to obstruct efforts to protect voting rights by jamming a free voter protection hotline.
After playing a recording of DNC Chairman Howard Dean promoting the line to voters, Ingraham suggested her listeners call en masse:
INGRAHAM: “Wait a second! So — (Laughter) you call 1 888 DEM VOTE — otherwise ‘Dim Bulb Vote’ or ‘Dumb Vote’ — and all you do is get tranferred to muzak, then they cut you off. This is what I’m thinking. Tell me if you think I’m crazy. This is what I’m thinking. I think we all need to call 1 888 DEM VOTE all at the same time. And, by the way, when you call, when you call the number — and remember, it’s ‘Dem Vote’ not ‘Dumb Vote’ — when you call the number, as we did, and we got transferred, transferred, then we just got hung up upon. You know, we’re supposed to have these election teams within a matter of minutes, they’re supposed to be coming to the polls. Can you imagine what those people look like? Halloween all over again. So if you have trouble with the poll, you’re supposed to call, via 1 888 ‘Dumb Vote,’ and this is what you get.”
OPERATOR: Thank you for calling 1 888 DEM VOTE. To continue in English, press 1. Para continuar in Espanol, oprima el dos.
INGRAHAM: “Oh, and if you’re Saddam Hussein, no problem. Vote absentee, in Maryland or Ohio.”
I’m amazed the right wing always has to have some dirty trick to thwart any attempts at protecting voter’s rights.
The worst part is the complete willingness to destroy the rules that allow our democracy to function for the sake of gaining power.
Let’s just say it once and for all:
The Right hates Democracy.
“Tell me if you think I’m crazy.” - Laura Ingraham
You’re crazy.
I am a stylish and popular design genius. I have won many awards for my creative thoughts in relation to webdesign and social networking, as well as for my deep devotion for community service, My life consists of 24 hour harems, drinking binges, and heroin overdoses. i drive a Ferrari.
Did i mention i am also a compulsive liar?
right-wing radio host Laura Ingraham today urged her listeners to obstruct efforts to protect voting rights by jamming a free voter protection hotline.
