the last week or so -or- my life with crystalline amphetamine hydrochloride
Writing by burn on Sunday, 19 of November , 2006 at 8:00 pm
so last sunday i took a quick trip to florida,
my continuing mission?
to explore strange new worlds… to seek out new life and new civilizations, and to deliver to them video games.
i set off with a truck…
strapped to the back were 2 poker machines
1 popeye arcade machine
1 street fighter 2 champion edition arcade machine
1 juke box
and a partridge in a pear tree
i arived at my fathers house around 5 am… from there we took a trip to orlando and picked up a large bag of strange white powder…
which my father quickly stuffed under the seat of the truck
he said it was kiln wash
but i know better
it was crystalline amphetamine hydrochloride
i mean really
what would a man who owns a ceramics shop… with 3 kilns need with kiln wash?
cant fool me dad
dad and marilyn cooked a pre-thanksgiving dinner consisting of turkey (slightly dry), lasagna, beans (which i devoured and later turned into noxious gases for jq’s ammusment), and my fathers signature “lazy man desert”
instead of making both a cake and pudding… he makes a cake with pudding frosting..
its actually pretty good.
after delivering all of the machines and the crystalline amphetamine hydrochloride (or kiln wash as my father calls it)
we had lunch with derick, where i learned several things
#1 his i.m. friends harbor strange homosexual desires
#2 derick gets laid more than i do
#3 leaving your impression on a game store is generally a good idea…. unless you are doing it with white road paint.
we also saw poser girl….. um… i mean shannon
that was fun….i fed nuts to her pets, found out i would be a horrible father, was informed jonquil is the mother of shannons baby, and was anally rapped by her dogs
and that my friends
is the synopsis of my boring ass week
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Comment by shannon
Made Monday, 20 of November , 2006 at 3:39 pm
:* hahaha, you fed nuts to my pets. And for someone who didnt know your old lady had another woman’s baby, you sure are pomp. *** love!
