melissa got alittle freaked out when she saw the picture of 'super dead aborted baby fetus' on my blog.
im sick of fairplay. every time i go back there i have to hear the “jonquil fucked this guy” stories.
Just wondering, are you still a homo? Do you still let James fuck you in the Ass???
You are the type of smart person that interests me in learning things from you.
I came home from work today and a girl was sitting on my couch reading 'Of Human Bondage'
While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test
When 15-year-old MoZella failed to land a coveted role in her high school play, the Detroit native decided it was time to take her career into her own hands.
this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday.
(editors note: this letter was written in 1995 with a highlighter on two envelopes)
last week Jack Thompson offered to come to Electronic Arts assistance in their attempt to try and buy-out Take-Two.
Gary Jules is an American singer-songwriter best known for his cover of Tears for Fears third single Mad World
He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album
so i had this dream that i was living in fairplay, but the inside of the house was the exact same as the one in lake como…
its hard to find the words to describe tiffany. beautiful, funny, caring...
just a lil note to let you know that i thought of you for so long i decided to read your blog archives
Its real easy to get started with BitchTorrent for your distribution needs
if you are planning on giving me your thumbdrive to transfer files from my computer to yours..
while looking through site directories moving over needed folders...
Yesterday Steven broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years. He asked me how I was able to deal with losing Jonquil.
Every Thursday the city blocks off Courthouse Square and invites a local band to play
Hold on I want to explain this properly. I thought that we were bound by one simple cord
yaritza told me the other day that my problem wasnt an ability to care to much it was that i become attached to quickly
laying on my new pillow top the smell of new sheets the olive green martha stewart drapes
the first time i heard Californis aiglrs by david lee roth i was riding past dennys in St. Augustine with my mom in her Nissan Z
for one reason or another,
i miss these the most
john parker
john fotiadis
janet bellemy
that is all
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my ex girlfriend laura had a beautiful baby boy
so congrats to laura and justen on their new addition
little Logen… umm…. whatever the hell justens last name is
there are some pics on lauras myspace
which is here
i know they are going to hate me for this… but i cant help it
he reminds me of chestbreaker from spaceballs
(click to biggie)
anyway like i said…
congrats laura, your baby boy is beautiful… and i wish you and your new family all the best
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) –
Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me…Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time…they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny…whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower…on the furniture…on other peoples furniture…on other peoples beds…Cars…Tents…boats….yep, if they are in the mood…it could be at the Presiden’t inaugeration…get ready for some nookie!
They love to bite.
They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive.
But when they warm up?
There is no stopping them.
They like to have the back of their knees licked.
They live for tongue massages.
They think porno is just SILLY…who thought THAT up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything.
Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine…you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in.
They like to play games…as long as they are in charge.
This is a misunderstood sign…they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love.
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there has been allot of hype about a post that rightwinghowler made on his blog a few days ago
the post was about killing arab children so that futer generations of americans would not have to fight terrorists.
The Tampa chapter of the Council for American Islamic Relations, sent a letter to his hosting provider and promptly had the site shut down.
the post causing so much controversy was not even rightwinghowler’s original work. it was coppied from IMAO
and since rightwinghowlers site has been shut down… it has been hard to find the original post
below is the full post and link to the post page on imoa
IMAO: The Only Way to Ensure that Our Children Don’t Have to Fight Terrorism Is to Kill All the Arab Children
An Editorial by Frank J.
Do you stay awake at night worry that your children will still have to be dealing with terrorists? I know I worry about my theoretical future children. They might want to fight terrorists because they think it’s cool and want to imitate SpongeBob, but terrorists are dangerous and I don’t want my children near them. Stupid children. As responsible parent and possible future parents, we have to make sure our children don’t have to deal with the terrorism that plagues us now. The only way to do that is to kill all the Arab kids.
“If you support America and children, then you should be for murdering Arab kids.”
Many Arab kids will grow up to be terrorists who will then blow up our kids who will now be adults (but not any longer after they get blown up). If we kill the kids now, they won’t grow up and become terrorists; biologists confirm this. That’s why killing all the Arab children is a workable solution to spare our own children. What also helps with this plan is that numerous scientifical studies have confirmed that children are much easier to kill than adults since children are small and weak and don’t run fast. Thus, this plan is extremely smart. So why has it not been implemented? Because of irrational beliefs, that’s why.
Some object to killing Arab children since they think that killing children is wrong. I don’t see why people bring that up since that is completely off topic. We’re talking about making sure our children don’t have to deal with terrorism, and an argument about theoretical “morals” only clouds the issue. Save the navel gazing for pretentious college students.
Others object to this as genocide, but only a moron would do that. I’m not saying we should kill all Arabs; I’m just saying we should kill all their children. Think before you speak.
The most frequent objection is that killing all Arab children is misdirected since many Arabs aren’t terrorists and many are even Christians who seldom behead people who don’t deserve it. The suggestion is then that, to spare our children from terrorism, we kill all the Muslim children. That’s just stupid. Children aren’t “Muslim” because they’re too young to be a part of an organized religion. Thus, you can’t kill “Muslim children” because there are no such thing. There are Arab children, so we can kill them. It’s just being practical.
Finally, some think that the scope of this plan is too limited since Iran is a big supporter of terrorism but they’re not Arab and thus don’t have Arab children. I frankly don’t understand that. If Iranians aren’t Arabs, then what are they doing in the Middle East? That doesn’t make sense. I’m quite sure Iranians are Arab and anyone who says otherwise is probably just confused.
So, as you can see, killing all Arab children to spare our own is a great plan with no flaws. The only people who would object to it are those who want to one day see America’s children killed. If you support America and children, then you should be for murdering Arab kids.
Frank J. is a syndicated columnist whose columns appear worldwide on IMAO.us and is trying to write extreme opinions to generate controversy to promote his new book “The Chronicles of Dubya Volume 1: The Defeat of Saddam” and the second edition of “Michael Moore Is Fat: The Proof of His Obesity” which includes even more shocking new evidence of Moore’s corpulence!
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I am a stylish and popular design genius. I have won many awards for my creative thoughts in relation to webdesign and social networking, as well as for my deep devotion for community service, My life consists of 24 hour harems, drinking binges, and heroin overdoses. i drive a Ferrari.
Did i mention i am also a compulsive liar?
