The act of realizing or the condition of being realized.
so melissa got alittle freaked out...
melissa got alittle freaked out when she saw the picture of 'super dead aborted baby fetus' on my blog.
a man and his mantra
today my friend jesse told me about some of the things going on in her life.
that guy...
he is the type of guy that goes to a bar and hits on every girl in sight.
XOXO
i love you more than i love puppies.
blah, blah, blah... get the fuck over it.
im sick of fairplay. every time i go back there i have to hear the “jonquil fucked this guy” stories.
dear dale
stop googling me...
what men will do for perineum coitus
melissa has been utterly amazing for, and to me lately...
Not Pregnant FTW!!!!!
one line not two.
Real Men
drink their SoCo and coke in a sippy cup.
myspace messages from my fans.
Just wondering, are you still a homo? Do you still let James fuck you in the Ass???
new talent on sixty minutes
W
melissa has named her vagina
words of wisdom from Darwin
i observed that the beaks of the galapagos finches
Awesome emails pt1: Melissa
You are the type of smart person that interests me in learning things from you.
karma
The philosophical explanation of karma can differ slightly between traditions
the theft of an idea
so i found this amazing new blog and have been reading it almost religiously.
WANT MOAR GODZILLA PORN!!!
the joys of William Somerset Maugham
I came home from work today and a girl was sitting on my couch reading 'Of Human Bondage'
your companion cube
While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test
music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #4 Mozella
When 15-year-old MoZella failed to land a coveted role in her high school play, the Detroit native decided it was time to take her career into her own hands.
what i love about the dreamcast
this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday.
letters from the past: Jennette Kelly
(editors note: this letter was written in 1995 with a highlighter on two envelopes)
Dear Jack Thompson, could you kindly FUCK OFF?
last week Jack Thompson offered to come to Electronic Arts assistance in their attempt to try and buy-out Take-Two.
childhood...
when i was a child i used to have an imaginary friend.
what i learned from dan in real life
obsessive stalker types are sweet and get the girl.
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
Gary Jules is an American singer-songwriter best known for his cover of Tears for Fears third single Mad World
keep your memes on the internets.
so i was turning on power at this collage kids apartment today...
John Parker...
leo boatmans confession has been released...
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album
Dear Wilco
your songs are lovely. sad, melodic, heartbreaking. i love them...
Preach on Wanda!
Say what you will about Jack Thompson...
hypertext mail language
xburnstylex: im not very entetaining...
why? why not?
people keep asking me why i don't write in my blog...
the design, the dream, the fix.
so i had this dream that i was living in fairplay, but the inside of the house was the exact same as the one in lake como…
i want
a wordpress hoodie
cast of characters update: Tiffany
its hard to find the words to describe tiffany. beautiful, funny, caring...
I heart Aline
just a lil note to let you know that i thought of you for so long i decided to read your blog archives
BitchTorrent tips and tricks
Its real easy to get started with BitchTorrent for your distribution needs
if anyone asks,
if anyone asks... tell them i went home to feed my obscene one tree hill addiction
thanks grace
so for christmas Grace decided to get me a Sega Dreamcast, an original Playstation...
for you...
I asked you what you wanted... and you said A box.
Dear Friends
if you are planning on giving me your thumbdrive to transfer files from my computer to yours..
to all the ads ive loved before.
the other night James and i were talking about digital box tv...
hmm...
My thoughts don't make any sense anymore...
strange things said by webdesigners
while looking through site directories moving over needed folders...
how to ruin things the Burn way
look hun I brought groceries!
yeehaw
Yesterday Steven broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years. He asked me how I was able to deal with losing Jonquil.
they gave me candy and called me the light...
Every Thursday the city blocks off Courthouse Square and invites a local band to play
so told to me the other day
Hold on I want to explain this properly. I thought that we were bound by one simple cord
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
my mind
sex is really easy sex is everywhere it doesn't really mean much...
and today was a day just like any other
yaritza told me the other day that my problem wasnt an ability to care to much it was that i become attached to quickly
Dear Geek Guys
contrary to popular belief there are girls who look like this
home is where
laying on my new pillow top the smell of new sheets the olive green martha stewart drapes
the first time: California girls, David Lee Roth
the first time i heard Californis aiglrs by david lee roth i was riding past dennys in St. Augustine with my mom in her Nissan Z
sorry willamette park
it seems i have killed all of your residents...my bad
a question of morals
if a chick pays a guy to let her give him a hand job... that obviously dosent make the chick a slut...
how do i love thee?
i just want all of you to know... that i have a new love in my life
Writing by burn on Saturday, 9 of June , 2007 at 5:49 pm
jonquil= “sylvia is having sex with scott and george”
sylvia= “thats laughable… jonquil is the one having sex with scott”
a message for the both of you:
why would i care about any of this?
#1 jonquil is dating the guy that she cheated on me with. he is a registered sex offender living with his current fiance, in a hotel. She is not my ideal standard of moral values at the moment… and i dont care who she is fucking.
#2 i am not madly in love with sylvia… not in love… barely know her…. again… i dont care who she is fucking.
#3 BOTH OF YOU LIVE 350 MILES AWAY! could you please leave your drama in putnam county, where it belongs…. kthxbye
Writing by burn on Thursday, 7 of June , 2007 at 10:19 pm
You say I only hear what I want to.
You say I talk so all the time
so.
And I thought what I felt was simple, and I thought that I don’t belong, and now that I am leaving, now I know that I did something wrong ’cause I missed you.
Yeah, I missed you.
And you say I only hear what I want to, I don’t listen hard, don’t pay attention to the distance that you’re running to anyone, anywhere, I don’t understand if you really care, I’m only hearing negative,
no, no, no.
So I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up, and this woman was singing my song “lover’s in love, and the other’s run away,
lover is crying ’cause the other won’t stay”. Some of us hover when we weep for the other who was dying since the day they were born. Well, this is not that, I think that I’m throwing, but I’m thrown. And I thought I’d live forever, but now I’m not so sure. You try to tell me that I’m clever, but that won’t take me anyhow, or anywhere with you.
You said that I was naive, and I thought that I was strong. I thought, “hey, I can leave, I can leave.” Oh, but now I know that I was wrong, ’cause I missed you.
Yeah, I miss you.
You said, “I caught you ’cause I want you and one day I’ll let you go.” You try to give away a keeper, or keep me ’cause you know you’re just scared to lose.
And you say, “Stay.”
Writing by burn on Friday, 1 of June , 2007 at 10:09 pm
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend.
This always starts out with, “you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way”.
This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
I am a stylish and popular design genius. I have won many awards for my creative thoughts in relation to webdesign and social networking, as well as for my deep devotion for community service, My life consists of 24 hour harems, drinking binges, and heroin overdoses. i drive a Ferrari.
Did i mention i am also a compulsive liar?
