letters from the past: Heather Boyette (part 1)

*alittle backstory: Heather was… well… um… fucking wierd. in highschool each of my friends had a unique way of greeting others… lucy would hug you, kc would punch you, i would pinch your cheeks and yell “PUFFY CHEEKYS!!!”, heather on the other hand… would bite the shit out of you.
she and i had this thing, for awhile. we werent dating… but we were close. she used to write me rather long notes about her horrible life and abusive parents, which i chalked up to teenage melodrama…
until i met her mother.
one day i was called into the principals office.
when i got there i found heather, heathers mom, the dean, and my mother all sitting around a table talking about how i was leading heather down a path of destruction. her mother said that i was supplying the school with drugs… and that i was the ringleader of a local satanic cult who called themselves 315c.
satanists surely could have come up with something better than 315c.
during the meeting, my mother sat and quietly listened to everything heathers mom said… then stood up… pushed in her chair and smacked heathers mom in the mouth…. then casually walked out.

later that week a letter to the editor was printed in the local paper.
it had a list of 6 names, all of whom were affiliated with 315c.
my name was listed as the “leader”
the article said that the cult was named 315c because rituals were held in a clearing off highway 315c.
Heathers mom never admitted to writing the letter….
*end of backstory

Loving God,
Just thought I would write you back I’m sorry if i made you mad about saying something about amber. Why were you upset last night? (editors note: i was at her house the previous night… dunno why i was mad… i was more than likley brooding, because i was good at it dammit!)
I’m sorry if it had anything to do with me. Don’t kill yourself, or hurt yourself. Then I’ll have a dead God that wont be good ………….thinking of something to say……………. Are you still going to the manson concert? I wanna go very badly. When im older im going to be a Vampire and I’m going to have a pet dragon.
Every God Dog loving people are talking about you belie3ving you are God. I tell people I worship you. Guess what? I slept with Joe today… forgive me for I have sinned (2nd hour) I fell asleep on Joe’s shoulder.
You need to write 13 commandments or something. you need to write all your stories in my book. Do you still have my Christian articles? I guess ill go because i have run out of things to say.
love me,
your faithfull servant

(editors note… Heather had really nice tits…. but she wasnt the brightest of the bunch.)

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In 2003, when I started working at the same answering service I work at now, I ran into Heather working the same job. She was still dating Andy. I haven’t really seen or talked to her since, but she was doing well at the time.

Your recent posts have made me so nostalgic, and it’s fun to look back and remember.

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