The act of realizing or the condition of being realized.
so melissa got alittle freaked out...
melissa got alittle freaked out when she saw the picture of 'super dead aborted baby fetus' on my blog.
a man and his mantra
today my friend jesse told me about some of the things going on in her life.
that guy...
he is the type of guy that goes to a bar and hits on every girl in sight.
XOXO
i love you more than i love puppies.
blah, blah, blah... get the fuck over it.
im sick of fairplay. every time i go back there i have to hear the “jonquil fucked this guy” stories.
dear dale
stop googling me...
what men will do for perineum coitus
melissa has been utterly amazing for, and to me lately...
Not Pregnant FTW!!!!!
one line not two.
Real Men
drink their SoCo and coke in a sippy cup.
myspace messages from my fans.
Just wondering, are you still a homo? Do you still let James fuck you in the Ass???
new talent on sixty minutes
W
melissa has named her vagina
words of wisdom from Darwin
i observed that the beaks of the galapagos finches
Awesome emails pt1: Melissa
You are the type of smart person that interests me in learning things from you.
karma
The philosophical explanation of karma can differ slightly between traditions
the theft of an idea
so i found this amazing new blog and have been reading it almost religiously.
WANT MOAR GODZILLA PORN!!!
the joys of William Somerset Maugham
I came home from work today and a girl was sitting on my couch reading 'Of Human Bondage'
your companion cube
While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test
music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #4 Mozella
When 15-year-old MoZella failed to land a coveted role in her high school play, the Detroit native decided it was time to take her career into her own hands.
what i love about the dreamcast
this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday.
letters from the past: Jennette Kelly
(editors note: this letter was written in 1995 with a highlighter on two envelopes)
Dear Jack Thompson, could you kindly FUCK OFF?
last week Jack Thompson offered to come to Electronic Arts assistance in their attempt to try and buy-out Take-Two.
childhood...
when i was a child i used to have an imaginary friend.
what i learned from dan in real life
obsessive stalker types are sweet and get the girl.
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
Gary Jules is an American singer-songwriter best known for his cover of Tears for Fears third single Mad World
keep your memes on the internets.
so i was turning on power at this collage kids apartment today...
John Parker...
leo boatmans confession has been released...
music you have never heard of because you are stupid.
He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album
Dear Wilco
your songs are lovely. sad, melodic, heartbreaking. i love them...
Preach on Wanda!
Say what you will about Jack Thompson...
hypertext mail language
xburnstylex: im not very entetaining...
why? why not?
people keep asking me why i don't write in my blog...
the design, the dream, the fix.
so i had this dream that i was living in fairplay, but the inside of the house was the exact same as the one in lake como…
i want
a wordpress hoodie
cast of characters update: Tiffany
its hard to find the words to describe tiffany. beautiful, funny, caring...
I heart Aline
just a lil note to let you know that i thought of you for so long i decided to read your blog archives
BitchTorrent tips and tricks
Its real easy to get started with BitchTorrent for your distribution needs
if anyone asks,
if anyone asks... tell them i went home to feed my obscene one tree hill addiction
thanks grace
so for christmas Grace decided to get me a Sega Dreamcast, an original Playstation...
for you...
I asked you what you wanted... and you said A box.
Dear Friends
if you are planning on giving me your thumbdrive to transfer files from my computer to yours..
to all the ads ive loved before.
the other night James and i were talking about digital box tv...
hmm...
My thoughts don't make any sense anymore...
strange things said by webdesigners
while looking through site directories moving over needed folders...
how to ruin things the Burn way
look hun I brought groceries!
yeehaw
Yesterday Steven broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years. He asked me how I was able to deal with losing Jonquil.
they gave me candy and called me the light...
Every Thursday the city blocks off Courthouse Square and invites a local band to play
so told to me the other day
Hold on I want to explain this properly. I thought that we were bound by one simple cord
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
my mind
sex is really easy sex is everywhere it doesn't really mean much...
and today was a day just like any other
yaritza told me the other day that my problem wasnt an ability to care to much it was that i become attached to quickly
Dear Geek Guys
contrary to popular belief there are girls who look like this
home is where
laying on my new pillow top the smell of new sheets the olive green martha stewart drapes
the first time: California girls, David Lee Roth
the first time i heard Californis aiglrs by david lee roth i was riding past dennys in St. Augustine with my mom in her Nissan Z
sorry willamette park
it seems i have killed all of your residents...my bad
a question of morals
if a chick pays a guy to let her give him a hand job... that obviously dosent make the chick a slut...
how do i love thee?
i just want all of you to know... that i have a new love in my life
Writing by burn on Wednesday, 19 of March , 2008 at 6:01 pm
Haystak (born Jason Winfree on March 22, 1973) is an American rapper of Irish and German descent. He is native of Nashville, Tennessee and he is most renowned for his style of rapping which he refers to as “white trash,” which talks about growing up white, poor, and in the South.
Writing by burn on Wednesday, 12 of March , 2008 at 8:51 pm
this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday. the dreamcast is a pre-oct2000 model…
over the past few days i have been learning about dreamcast backups.
dreamcast’s made before october of 2000 can play backup disks without needing a mod chip, they do however need either a boot cd, or the disks need to be self-booting.
the most popular boot disk is utopia… you can get it here
torrent sites are filled with self booting backups….
Writing by burn on Tuesday, 11 of March , 2008 at 12:57 am
*alittle backstory: Heather was… well… um… fucking wierd. in highschool each of my friends had a unique way of greeting others… lucy would hug you, kc would punch you, i would pinch your cheeks and yell “PUFFY CHEEKYS!!!”, heather on the other hand… would bite the shit out of you.
she and i had this thing, for awhile. we werent dating… but we were close. she used to write me rather long notes about her horrible life and abusive parents, which i chalked up to teenage melodrama…
until i met her mother.
one day i was called into the principals office.
when i got there i found heather, heathers mom, the dean, and my mother all sitting around a table talking about how i was leading heather down a path of destruction. her mother said that i was supplying the school with drugs… and that i was the ringleader of a local satanic cult who called themselves 315c.
satanists surely could have come up with something better than 315c.
during the meeting, my mother sat and quietly listened to everything heathers mom said… then stood up… pushed in her chair and smacked heathers mom in the mouth…. then casually walked out.
later that week a letter to the editor was printed in the local paper.
it had a list of 6 names, all of whom were affiliated with 315c.
my name was listed as the “leader”
the article said that the cult was named 315c because rituals were held in a clearing off highway 315c.
Heathers mom never admitted to writing the letter….
*end of backstory
Loving God,
Just thought I would write you back I’m sorry if i made you mad about saying something about amber. Why were you upset last night? (editors note: i was at her house the previous night… dunno why i was mad… i was more than likley brooding, because i was good at it dammit!)
I’m sorry if it had anything to do with me. Don’t kill yourself, or hurt yourself. Then I’ll have a dead God that wont be good ………….thinking of something to say……………. Are you still going to the manson concert? I wanna go very badly. When im older im going to be a Vampire and I’m going to have a pet dragon.
Every God Dog loving people are talking about you belie3ving you are God. I tell people I worship you. Guess what? I slept with Joe today… forgive me for I have sinned (2nd hour) I fell asleep on Joe’s shoulder.
You need to write 13 commandments or something. you need to write all your stories in my book. Do you still have my Christian articles? I guess ill go because i have run out of things to say.
love me,
your faithfull servant
(editors note… Heather had really nice tits…. but she wasnt the brightest of the bunch.)
I am a stylish and popular design genius. I have won many awards for my creative thoughts in relation to webdesign and social networking, as well as for my deep devotion for community service, My life consists of 24 hour harems, drinking binges, and heroin overdoses. i drive a Ferrari.
Did i mention i am also a compulsive liar?
