a man and his mantra

today my friend jesse told me about some of the things going on in her life.

that guy...

he is the type of guy that goes to a bar and hits on every girl in sight.

XOXO

i love you more than i love puppies.

blah, blah, blah... get the fuck over it.

im sick of fairplay. every time i go back there i have to hear the “jonquil fucked this guy” stories.

dear dale

stop googling me...

what men will do for perineum coitus

melissa has been utterly amazing for, and to me lately...

Not Pregnant FTW!!!!!

one line not two.

Real Men

drink their SoCo and coke in a sippy cup.

myspace messages from my fans.

Just wondering, are you still a homo? Do you still let James fuck you in the Ass???

new talent on sixty minutes

W

melissa has named her vagina

words of wisdom from Darwin

i observed that the beaks of the galapagos finches

Awesome emails pt1: Melissa

You are the type of smart person that interests me in learning things from you.

karma

The philosophical explanation of karma can differ slightly between traditions

the theft of an idea

so i found this amazing new blog and have been reading it almost religiously.

WANT MOAR GODZILLA PORN!!!

the joys of William Somerset Maugham

I came home from work today and a girl was sitting on my couch reading 'Of Human Bondage'

your companion cube

While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test

music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #4 Mozella

When 15-year-old MoZella failed to land a coveted role in her high school play, the Detroit native decided it was time to take her career into her own hands.

what i love about the dreamcast

this year john and his wife gave me a sega dreamcast for my birthday.

letters from the past: Jennette Kelly

(editors note: this letter was written in 1995 with a highlighter on two envelopes)

Dear Jack Thompson, could you kindly FUCK OFF?

last week Jack Thompson offered to come to Electronic Arts assistance in their attempt to try and buy-out Take-Two.

childhood...

when i was a child i used to have an imaginary friend.

what i learned from dan in real life

obsessive stalker types are sweet and get the girl.

music you have never heard of because you are stupid.

Gary Jules is an American singer-songwriter best known for his cover of Tears for Fears third single Mad World

keep your memes on the internets.

so i was turning on power at this collage kids apartment today...

John Parker...

leo boatmans confession has been released...

music you have never heard of because you are stupid.

He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album

Dear Wilco

your songs are lovely. sad, melodic, heartbreaking. i love them...

Preach on Wanda!

Say what you will about Jack Thompson...

hypertext mail language

xburnstylex: im not very entetaining...

why? why not?

people keep asking me why i don't write in my blog...

the design, the dream, the fix.

so i had this dream that i was living in fairplay, but the inside of the house was the exact same as the one in lake como…

i want

a wordpress hoodie

cast of characters update: Tiffany

its hard to find the words to describe tiffany. beautiful, funny, caring...

I heart Aline

just a lil note to let you know that i thought of you for so long i decided to read your blog archives

BitchTorrent tips and tricks

Its real easy to get started with BitchTorrent for your distribution needs

if anyone asks,

if anyone asks... tell them i went home to feed my obscene one tree hill addiction

thanks grace

so for christmas Grace decided to get me a Sega Dreamcast, an original Playstation...

for you...

I asked you what you wanted... and you said A box.

Dear Friends

if you are planning on giving me your thumbdrive to transfer files from my computer to yours..

to all the ads ive loved before.

the other night James and i were talking about digital box tv...

hmm...

My thoughts don't make any sense anymore...

strange things said by webdesigners

while looking through site directories moving over needed folders...

how to ruin things the Burn way

look hun I brought groceries!

yeehaw

Yesterday Steven broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years. He asked me how I was able to deal with losing Jonquil.

they gave me candy and called me the light...

Every Thursday the city blocks off Courthouse Square and invites a local band to play

so told to me the other day

Hold on I want to explain this properly. I thought that we were bound by one simple cord

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

my mind

sex is really easy sex is everywhere it doesn't really mean much...

and today was a day just like any other

yaritza told me the other day that my problem wasnt an ability to care to much it was that i become attached to quickly

Dear Geek Guys

contrary to popular belief there are girls who look like this

home is where

laying on my new pillow top the smell of new sheets the olive green martha stewart drapes

the first time: California girls, David Lee Roth

the first time i heard Californis aiglrs by david lee roth i was riding past dennys in St. Augustine with my mom in her Nissan Z

sorry willamette park

it seems i have killed all of your residents...my bad

a question of morals

if a chick pays a guy to let her give him a hand job... that obviously dosent make the chick a slut...

how do i love thee?

i just want all of you to know... that i have a new love in my life