So apparently Melissa is going to have a kid.

Posted by Burn on Apr 18, 2009 in kid, melissa | 2 comments

it seems Melissa and I are having a child.
she came home today and showed me a pregnancy test one of her friends bought for her… it was positive.
she says she is about 4 weeks along, so im guessing soon we will be scheduling a doctors visit.
a quick google search finds that these things will be checked.

Physical exam: this should go pretty quick… i mean… she has two arms.. two legs… fingers toes… boobs… its all pretty normal.
Pelvic exam: she has one of these and apparently it works rather well.
Complete Blood Count: she has 6 quarts of blood.
HIV test: this had better be negative.
Urinalysis: i assume she has urine, her life would be difficult without it.

all in all im excited about all of this… i mean the fact that i created a tiny dragon in someones uterus is fucking awsome. lets just hope it doesnt turn out like me… a child so evil that it will rip through the uterine wall in an attempt to find cheap hookers and cold beer.