christians are stupid #1: miracles

ok lets assume that Jesus was a man… born of a woman, that makes him a human being. it makes him a physical thing… a part of this world.
since he is a physical human being he is subject to the same laws of physics and nature, that all humans are subject to.
meaning he felt pain… heat… he could not fly, or see in the dark, he could not defy gravity…

miracles defy all laws of physics.
only something outside of the laws of physics can defy the laws of physics… meaning jesus had to exist outside of the laws of physics…

but he was human…
so he couldn’t exist outside of the laws of physics…

therefore….

Jesus was not real.
or
Jesus did not perform miracles…

so which one is it… is jesus fake… or is he a liar?
pick one.

Christians used to say that god defied the laws of physics… since god created the earth he created the laws of physics…once it is pointed out the jesus (being human) could not defy the laws of physics, there is usually some circular argument that god can do whatever he wants… whether it makes sense or not.
due to recent advancement in the study of the theory of quantum physics christians are finding whole new ways of explaining how jesus could preform miracles.

take this quote for instance
“According to quantum mechanical theory, walking on water is entirely possible although very highly unlikely. This is because sub-atomic events are probable not certain. What physics calls random chance, we call God.”

or layguys “God exists in 11 dimensions”

you see… science is not all knowing… there are gaps in our understanding of certain things… like quantum mechanics, christians like to use god to explain the gaps in our scientific understanding… its called ‘the God of the Gaps‘ thankfully as we have began to more fully understand the nature of our universe… those gaps are getting smaller…

soon there will be no place left for your god to hide.