George: Have you ever noticed that lifetime and the oxygen network exist solely to produce movies that make women cry and make men look like assholes?
Melissa: have you ever noticed that Spike tv exists solely to make shows about chicks jumping on trampolines?
George: that’s true…. but only because a world where all women do nothing but jump on trampolines is a perfect world.
Melissa: wha……!?!?!?!
George: EVEN THE FAT ONES! because the fat chicks would loose weight after jumping on the trampolines all day.
Melissa: what about the pregnant ones?
George: the pregnant ones would lay around in a lounge chair and have a hot pool boy rub cocoa butter on them all day.
Melissa: that sounds great!
George: yeah its so they don’t get stretch marks for when they have to get back on the fucking trampoline.