Archives
March 2010
- 07: things i wrote in church pt2.
- 07: things i wrote in church part 1
- 01: The start of something beautiful.
February 2010
- 15: fragile
- 10: 6oz to freedom
- 09: JesusPod test
January 2010
December 2009
- 26: the problem with doing things legally…
- 20: The Truth
- 11: Have Yourself a Merry Little Mixtape
- 11: The Mystery Of The Pagan Origin Of Christmas
- 09: Crib Cam
November 2009
- 30: almost time…
- 22: The friend i miss the most
- 15: Insert Kid Here.
October 2009
September 2009
- 30: Disclaimer
- 27: An open letter to religious people: You are idiots and i hate you.
- 26: random images !
- 16: the comedy of failures
- 09: jesus…. all these illnesses and you still arent terminal?
August 2009
July 2009
- 26: no smoking on the fucking trampoline!
- 26: Real Conversations: George and John #2
- 22: FUCK BRITNEY!
- 09: Dear Kid: some fatherly advice
- 07: you fail!
June 2009
- 29: where dis mutha fucka be yo?
- 18: Dear kid: you almost didnt have a dad.
- 08: Archives
- 07: christians are stupid #1: miracles
- 07: Do not waste time.
May 2009
- 25: Dear Kid: you now look like a manatee
- 12: Images
- 06: God delusions cloud a world of wonders
- 04: how to be a man #1: the prologue
April 2009
March 2009
- 30: the Jason Ellis show 03/30/09
- 22: goodbye spelling mistakes. Hello horrible grammar.
- 06: the car with no purpose.
February 2009
- 28: i love this man
- 27: new Yonaka exhaust
- 23: my life be like: ooh aah ooooh.
- 10: i ejaculate…
- 10: the florida trip 2/7/09
January 2009
- 31: fun with pie charts
- 29: le sigh…
- 28: aparently johns retarded kid figured out the interwebz
- 27: my FUCKIN DOUCHE BAG HOMO FRIEND’s idea of advancement.
- 24: Justins Vlog cherry.
- 24: Whitehouse 101 – facts and fun for all ages
- 11: yo ho ho and a bottle of milk
December 2008
- 16: melissa wrote this awhile back
- 16: what makes a man a man?
- 16: John writes email GOLD!
- 11: About Me
- 08: the christmas bonus!
November 2008
October 2008
- 28: from then…. till now.
- 22: music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #7 Taintstick
- 12: Realization
- 09: so melissa got alittle freaked out…
September 2008
- 09: taco
August 2008
- 31: oh dear god…
- 31: I WANT!
- 26: ugh…
- 26: …
- 16: did you know nixon died in 94?
- 10: a man and his mantra
- 07: that guy…
July 2008
- 30: xoxo
- 29: 10 things Men know about Women
- 22: blah, blah, blah… get the fuck over it.
- 19: dear dale
- 14: Dear Churches of South Carolina
- 03: what men will do for perineum coitus
June 2008
- 29: music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #6 Saul Williams
- 22: Dear America
- 22: Not Pregnant FTW!!!!!
- 22: Real Men
- 15: myspace messages from my fans.
- 12: meet Melissa
- 11: new talent on sixty minutes
- 11: music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #5 Citizen Cope
- 11: W
- 05: words of wisdom from Darwin
- 04: dear world: the suicide post.
- 04: the sexiest words a woman can say.
May 2008
- 29: awsome emails pt1: Melissa
- 26: karma
- 21: the theft of an idea
- 19: WANT MOAR GODZILLA PORN!!!
- 11: the scale of awesomeness
- 09: and today i cried
- 06: you must think it very odd of me.
- 04: figuring out the forza design studio
April 2008
- 25: why i have been and always will be the shit
- 25: sentences
- 23: le sigh…
- 21: acceptance of evolution
- 20: My new Anthem
- 11: the joys of William Somerset Maugham
- 07: letters from the past: Amanda Grosse
- 07: since no one has done this yet…
- 07: so far i hate 2.5
- 03: fuck the rest of them…
March 2008
- 31: Real Conversations: George and John #1
- 31: Jesus loves me…
- 27: excuse me while i have an orgasm…
- 25: your companion cube
- 20: music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #4 Mozella
- 19: music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #3 Haystak
- 12: 20 years ago today
- 12: what i love about the dreamcast
- 11: letters from the past: Heather Boyette (part 1)
- 09: and you thought xp default sounds were boring.
- 09: letters from the past: Jennette Kelly
- 05: Dear Jack Thompson, could you kindly FUCK OFF?
- 03: childhood…
- 02: what i learned from ‘dan in real life’
- 01: music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #2 Gary Jules
- 01: keep your memes on the internets….
February 2008
- 26: how i spent my summer vacation.
- 25: why i no longer believe in god….um… again.
- 22: John Parker…
- 22: music you have never heard of because you are stupid. #1 Lupe Fiasco
- 19: Dear Wilco
- 19: Preach on Wanda!!!
- 18: to you:
- 16: hypertext mail language
January 2008
- 31: the design, the dream, the fix.
- 30: im still
- 28: why? why not…
- 18: i want
- 18: cast of characters update: Tiffany
- 17: I
- 17: BitchTorrent tips and tricks
- 16: rap represented in…
- 13: if anyone asks,
- 13: thanks grace
- 13: for you…
December 2007
- 31: lately…
- 22: step it up brody
- 15: dear burnstyle.net
November 2007
- 21: Dear Friends
- 21: to all the ads i’ve loved before….
- 17: today…
- 13: The Nerd Handbook
- 08: word
October 2007
- 29: dear isolatr beta
- 26: this disturbs me…
- 26: should i…
- 10: hmm…
- 10: strange things said by webdesigners #1 the directory crawl
- 09: LOLbible
September 2007
- 19: new workblog
- 19: how to ruin things the Burn way
- 19: yeehaw
- 19: so told to me the other day by N.H.
August 2007
July 2007
- 27: Jesse Jackson’s gonna hate me for this
- 26: i didnt do it, nobody saw me do it, you cant prove anything!
- 25: Zoe
- 17: and today was a day just like any other…
- 15: for tonight… god is a dj
- 11: Dear Geek Guys
- 08: awww
- 08: pics from the flyleaf show
- 08: the first time: California girls, David Lee Roth
- 08: home is where
- 07: sorry willamette park
- 01: we think you’re crazy
June 2007
- 21: a question of morals
- 20: how do i love thee?
- 12: thank you God
- 11: the first time: Journey, Faithfully
- 11: the last sopranos episode
- 09: more drama from putnam county
- 09: my new obsession
- 08: yay for the senate!
- 07: stay…
- 01: friend zone pt.2
May 2007
- 31: strange dreams
- 30: Jehovah’s Witnesses
- 29: the first time: Bright eyes, Drunk kid catholic
- 29: the first time: 4 non blonds, whats up
- 29: i hate you.
- 24: albums everyone should own
- 20: james’ freezer will eat you
- 16: do what you want cuz a pirate is free….
- 14: ….la la la
- 07: did you really just say that? pt.2
- 06: my saturday in a nutshell
- 04: my prayer
- 01: fuck the MPAA!
April 2007
- 27: the deal
- 24: ok so
- 24: HOOORAY BEER!!
- 24: i will forever hate fox news for this
- 20: things that make you go AWWWWWWWW!
- 20: Retarded guy of the day!
- 20: your big fluffly whore breasts
- 19: *LEAKED* last harry potter book
- 18: Asia, its not just a shity continent
- 18: my sharpie and i pwn!
- 18: we didnt pay myspace… no really
- 18: more math
- 18: broke down in your local McDonalds
- 18: yes please
- 15: dude
- 12: with tears to thick for words…
- 08: ….woah….
- 06: why i hate the hindu people
- 06: Dear Aaltje,
- 05: *sigh*
- 04: dear tmnt
- 03: another dj post
- 03: the nothing post
March 2007
- 31: i hate rosie
- 31: The essense of mathematics resides in its freedom.
- 30: i cant
- 22: living life
- 20: after all these years
- 19: quick convo with shannons friend
- 19: if your eye were a camera
- 17: this sunday
- 16: Queen random girl of Florida IV
- 16: in the past week
- 09: Sheilas computer
- 06: plans for next week are as follows
- 06: fuck you msn live search!
- 05: today i…
- 04: dear Zoe
- 04: trillian astra beta
- 03: 15 minutes… wait what?
- 03: Pontifex Maximus George Ward III
- 02: Allied footage of German concentration camps
- 01: my mood
- 01: stars go blue
- 01: cast of characters update: Sheila (Berry) Ellis
February 2007
- 28: top forgotten rock bands of the 90’s
- 27: Condoleezza Rice OWNED!!!!
- 27: Here is a lesson in creative writing.
- 27: the april visit
- 24: does that make me gay?
- 24: three rolls of film
- 24: A28
- 23: new panic at the disco demo album
- 22: give my love to rose
- 21: George Takei responds to Tim Hardaway
- 20: we will always have…
- 19: AWWWWW!
- 18: cast of characters update: Christine and Catrina
- 16: when emo meets rap
- 16: dragging this lake
- 14: a conversation with my uncle’s wife
- 14: remembering john
- 14: it happens every Valentines day…
- 14: random thought about april
- 13: powerslide
- 13: from Christine
- 12: love
- 11: pan’s labyrinth
- 11: God’s gonna cut you down.
- 10: cast of characters update: Sheena Hethcoat
- 09: first valentine card
- 09: everyone needs a mantra
- 09: let’s get sirius for a moment
- 08: the journey’s
- 08: gayness for justin
- 08: Dominic Chianese – Cuore ingrata
- 07: just another day at the mall
- 07: one truth
- 06: aline and christine
- 06: claire’s dad
- 05: why i love south carolina
- 05: nevermind
- 05: imagine…
- 02: the conversation
- 01: ugh
January 2007
- 31: the phone call
- 31: this chick
- 30: just a thought
- 30: a strange email – update
- 27: excerpts from the shannon conversation
- 26: my arms hurt
- 26: the ella incident
- 25: cast of characters update: april chatham
- 25: and now for a test of the emergancy broadcast system
- 25: the outlaw invades sesame street
- 23: the heather convo
- 23: counting my chickens
- 23: did you really just say that?
- 15: agony comes in threes
- 15: my day, in a nutshell
- 15: in case you need a laugh
- 14: to all the girls I’ve loved before
- 13: ho hum
- 02: my birthday – in cronological order
- 01: to all the sites I’ve loved before
December 2006
- 30: leo laporte, owned by ms dewey
- 26: free burnstyle.net screensaver
- 25: Legendary singer James Brown dies at 73
- 25: SAW 4!
- 25: site update
- 24: out of all the friends i have lost touch with
- 24: laura and her new baby boy
- 24: hmmm :/
- 23: Flickr Photo Download: merry
- 18: kill arab children!
- 15: just a reminder…of the reason for the holiday season
- 15: #3 on the crackwhores list!!
- 15: Heather and Matthew are getting married!!!
- 11: Removing the Language Toolbar in Windows XP
- 10: German legislation would jail FPS gamers
- 08: score one for Jerry Falwell
- 06: heeeeeeeeres johnny!
- 03: 8:03am
- 03: before the music dies
- 01: who’s who – the sgt. pepper album cover
November 2006
- 29: War in Iraq now longer than WWII
- 27: Pachelbel canon in D
- 23: happy thanksgiving
- 19: the last week or so -or- my life with crystalline amphetamine hydrochloride
- 07: Laura Ingraham(R) Tells listeners to jam voter protection hotline
- 06: desperate republicans pretend they are democrats
- 06: hacking democracy – full video
- 05: dizziness and the art of the common cold
- 03: why i love Marilyn manson
October 2006
- 30: welcome to the Willamette Park mall
- 21: The Boy Scouts Now Have An MPAA Merit Badge In Misleading Arguments
- 20: the holy bible = the joy of gay sex
- 20: lupe fiasco and you
- 19: i didnt like habeas corpus either….
- 14: Ms. Dewey
- 14: Life in a nutshell pt. 2 theories, rules, and cheetos.
- 14: Life, in a nutshell.
- 11: the ultimate warrior
- 06: Winners of the Nobel Prize in Physics
- 06: Masters of the Univer….. you’re pregnant eh?
- 01: live 24 hour webcam shows!
September 2006
- 26: Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple
- 25: as a final response to curent situations
- 23: where is my any key?
- 23: Coolest.. Bird.. Ever!!
- 23: I am mighty
- 22: PS3 to sell for $399
- 19: it’s my bloggy and ill write if i want to
- 18: socialism rules
- 18: Just What Did the Pope Actually Say?
- 18: conversations with jesus
- 15: sunday bloody sunday
- 12: what to do if you are mugged
- 11: 9/11/01 and how i feel today
- 10: NEW VIRUS ALERT!!!!
- 08: white n nerdy
- 05: ill take two please
- 01: technorati claim
August 2006
- 29: leak your own data effectivly!
- 25: dear Christina Ricci,
- 21: Part of me suspects that I’m a loser, and the other part of me thinks I’m God Almighty
- 08: in my dreams
July 2006
- 25: relations with heather queen
- 23: heros in a half shell
- 06: st aug.
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
- 03: change
March 2006
- 21: freak
- 15: payday
- 14: the emo kid who hates emo kids
- 04: 50 ways to leave your lover
February 2006
- 12: my life
January 2006
- 25: the john stone
- 23: john parker
- 23: john stone
- 16: cotton club
December 2005
- 27: the showerhead
- 14: moving
- 12: dont even try
October 2005
- 12: kanye west
- 06: the friend zone
September 2005
- 30: being gay
- 25: brendans party
- 18: another janet post
- 16: music is still dead
- 16: burns mixtape of love
- 15: site errors
- 14: words of the dalai lama for the new millennium…
- 02: the freeway
- 02: gas, and the storm
August 2005
- 28: my letter to logitech
- 28: My letter to Logitech
- 15: tweens and sex
- 07: hiroshima recalls atomic bomb
- 02: left behind, the 216 solution
July 2005
- 29: my FUNeral
- 21: bubble bath of doom
- 15: a.d.d. or something like it
June 2005
- 28: we are children of the 80’s
- 17: new old movies
- 11: benji
- 04: randomness
- 04: april, the cheer up day
- 02: an ulcer
May 2005
- 29: zen and the art of lego manufacturing
- 28: the drive
- 27: time…
- 21: die’s birthday
- 19: jq=
- 18: just another whore
- 17: perfection
- 02: cat schwarts and morgan webb
April 2005
- 29: i like
April 2004
March 2004
- 21: mariannes birthday
- 09: emails
- 06: the miami incident
February 2004
- 27: yeh
- 13: valentines day
- 09: alines blog about laura
- 08: beth = laura
- 06: the jq aline experiment
- 04: what i learned from my ex’s pt.1, laura
- 01: the updates
- 01: we’re back
January 2004
- 15: oh its a pirates life for me!
- 12: just some time…
- 04: the keri threats
- 03: laura,boondock saints
- 02: keri… the fuck post
December 2003
- 27: love and friendship: the laura incident
- 23: christmas
- 23: the laura message
- 22: 65
- 21: 66
- 14: 67
- 09: 68
- 08: 69
- 07: random post with no name 12703
November 2003
October 2003
- 14: About Me
- 13: i hate you
July 2001
- 02: bliss
June 2001
- 02: that damed horse
April 2001
- 30: my friend aids
January 2001
- 27: emo
December 2000
- 29: sex!
November 2000
- 11: hey look i met jq today
- 08: aids?
- 02: sorry shane
- 01: whiny emo post
October 2000
July 2000
- 23: aprils rant
- 02: my rant for the day
- 01: TALES FROM THE STREET
March 2000
February 2000
- 20: much buttah?
- 08: i just crush allot
- 06: voice
- 02: get online
January 2000
- 27: dykes? damn im smooth.
- 26: things that piss me off
- 09: whatever
December 1997
May 1997
January 1997
- 30: C:\DOS
- 01: Shamed by you english?