I could use some cheetos

OK kid, Here’s the deal It’s been a few months since your mother and I split up. Since then you and I have moved to Florida, and bounced around between my mothers house… my fathers house… and johns house. Life has been rough, yet rewarding. You have met new friends, and had experiences you wouldn’t have had if we had stayed in South Carolina. So far I haven’t regretted the move in the slightest. So… Here is where I need to update you a little bit. About a month ago i had to go back to South Carolina to solve a problem your mother was having with a friend of hers… During that time i learned that shortly after we left your mother started seeing the man she cheated on me with, again. they built a quasi-relationship, and then she broke up with him… for reasons im sure you will hear about later on… if you ask that is. Your mother and i started talking… like humans… like adults… something we hadn’t done in a very long time. We laid our issues out on the table and solved a lot of the problems we had been having for the past few years. Most of those problems had to do with us lying to each other. I had been lying about how i found out your mother cheated on me… and she had been lying about various aspects of their relationship. We both came clean… We told each other the full truth, and in the process became friends again. Knowing that most issues were resolved i felt comfortable coming back...
on a side note.

on a side note.

2 years ago today… to this very second…. was the first time Melissa and i spoke. after reading the very first message, i thought she was a bot… and almost ignored her. after reading the second message i still wasn’t quite sure. 3 cheers for curiosity! i love you...
The start of something beautiful.

The start of something beautiful.

her= sorry i dont have any pics up yet, but i’d love to chat sometime me= sure… id love to chat you do know however that ****** warns people about users who have no photos “No picture found. Be suspicious.” :P also when there is no picture people tend to assume the worst… i dont however… because it really makes no diffrence to me. her= You can see pics of me on myspace www.myspace.com/****** the only pics of me on there are from my wedding and thats why i felt they would be inappropriate for a dating site. my profile is private so you’ll have to send a friend request. i log in everyday so i’ll be sure to approve you. me= so i have to ask… why is a gorgeous married woman on *****? her= I left my husband 2 months ago because he’s…alot of things. Made a rash decision to marry him. Biggest mistake of my life. I want to meet someone who can treat me right. her= I actually live in Lavonia right now. I only lived in Easley while I was with my husband. I am between jobs right now, when I left Easley it made the commute impossible. I hated to give up the damn good money though. I was a sales manager for the biggest Aaron’s store in the entire company. Very demanding. I interviewed last week at a title loan company in toccoa. I should be hearing from them monday. So you left out the part about the other place you worked..whats up with that? Come on you can tell me. And...
no smoking on the fucking trampoline!

no smoking on the fucking trampoline!

George: Have you ever noticed that lifetime and the oxygen network exist solely to produce movies that make women cry and make men look like assholes? Melissa: have you ever noticed that Spike tv exists solely to make shows about chicks jumping on trampolines? George: that’s true…. but only because a world where all women do nothing but jump on trampolines is a perfect world. Melissa: wha……!?!?!?! George: EVEN THE FAT ONES! because the fat chicks would loose weight after jumping on the trampolines all day. Melissa: what about the pregnant ones? George: the pregnant ones would lay around in a lounge chair and have a hot pool boy rub cocoa butter on them all day. Melissa: that sounds great! George: yeah its so they don’t get stretch marks for when they have to get back on the fucking...