friend

i think i miss her the most.

Posted by Burn on Jul 3, 2010 in featured, friend, janet, the past | 1 comment

The friend i miss the most

Posted by Burn on Nov 22, 2009 in aline, friend | 0 comments

and now a special, long lost message, from the friend i miss the most:
Aline Jester

Aline, if you are out there somewhere… i miss you terribly.

Real Conversations: George and John #2

Posted by Burn on Jul 26, 2009 in John | 0 comments

John: hand jobs dont really do anything for me… I’ll tell you what i really like… i dont know what its called, probobly rape, but i love it! …
George: wait… what?

why i have been and always will be the shit

Posted by Burn on Apr 25, 2008 in friend, Uncategorized | 0 comments

i wrote this in 1995.
it was an assigment for english 2 honors called “interview yourself”
written in big red ink in the middle of the page is “12% F”

i iz da smarts!!!

it was found folded in a journal.

About me:
Age: old enough to wipe my own ass
date of birth: my birthday
nicknames: Party pants, dumbass
home planet: my moldy war frame was purloined bit by lumpy bit from the ghettos across the galaxy. i was assembled on the wide wide world of sports.
height: almost tall
weight: 16 tons fully dressed 89 lbs naked
favorite color: urine
favorite tv show: barney
last book read: how to manipulate friends and intimidate people.
last book written: the new testament
when i get mad i: fart, ejaculate on old ladies
hobbies: hooked on phonics, cooking, brain surgery, proctology, human sculptures, tap dancing, setting traps for man’s ruin, turd surfing, golf, peeping, learning to like myself.
my greatest accomplishment: there is nothing to be proud of.
what shames me: i fingered cher
turn on’s: lurking, public urinals
turn off’s: peace, law enforcement personnel.
what i like to do on dates: contemplate suicide, apologize, rama-jama, not go.

letters from the past: Amanda Grosse

Posted by Burn on Apr 7, 2008 in amanda, friend, letter, note | 0 comments

(editors note: Amanda had amazing penmanship… almost as nice as her… wait… nevermind.)

George,
Hey. I hope you didn’t think that i thought being a ‘freak’ meant dressing diffrently, because i wanted you to dress me up like one. I just thought it would be something fun for us to do. I would like to get to know you better, cause you seem pretty cool. I can probably go with you next weekend, cause this saturday i have a car wash i have to work at for color guard. I wish I didnt have to go. Maybe Sunday or whenever you feel like it. My dad is pretty cool about letting me go off with guys so im sure it’s ok. If you want you can call me. I’d better go C-ya.
love,
Amanda

p.s. W/B or call if you can
my # xxx-2996

(editors note: there is a funny story that goes along with this… but you dont need to know it.)