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today is a new day.

You do not have much time in this world, we all die suddenly. Embrace your ideas. Make them a part of you, but tread cautiously… because if you are not careful you may become them. They may turn you into a person that you never thought you could be.

What i have learned from jason #1

When Jason starts crying put on Pink Floyd… He’ll stop.

A black tank top

Now I know that the man takes care of his family, not because he has to… but because he wants to. Because he loves his family… and wants nothing but the best for them. He doesn’t want them to have to worry… because they deserve an easy going life. They deserve honesty, respect, warmth, compassion and understanding.

fragile

your stomach has a muscle that connects it to your small intestine, and that muscle has become narrow… so the doctor has to go in and split the muscles.

6oz to freedom

Dear kid, Today you projectile vomited 6oz of a milk-like substance at me. You missed me but managed to cover your entire face with regurgitated formula. What I’m trying to say is, you need to work on your aim.

God lives in my closet, he protects my data

One good thing about having this time off is that i have finally been able to adjust to, and get used to being a dad.
i can finally say that i enjoy every minute of it…

The sound i love the most.

the sounds of pain and anguish make you giddy… you truly are your fathers son.

Protected: the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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almost time…

there are only a few days left. soon you will be leaving that constricting, moist enclosure and joining the world. you will see your first sunrise. ride in your first car. shit in your first diaper.

Insert Kid Here.

sleeping: Im told I wont be able to do this once you get here… so Ii have been taking advantage of this luxury while I can, leaving your mother to do all the house work. I’m sure she isn’t too happy about this situation… but its ok. she can complain all she wants… I cant hear her while I’m asleep.