What i have learned from jason #1

Posted by on Jun 28, 2010 in kid, music, quick | 0 comments

What i have learned from jason #1

When Jason starts crying put on Pink Floyd… He’ll stop.

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Trollface

Posted by on Jun 2, 2010 in quick | 0 comments

Trollface

ﺟ_ﺟ ಢ_ಢ ☼_☼ ಥ_ಥ ಠ_ರೃ

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Unfetish

Posted by on May 31, 2010 in melissa, quick | 0 comments

Unfetish

Melissa’s site is finally done. Check it out @ unfetish.net let me know if you find any kinks that need to be worked out.

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Prayer request

Posted by on Apr 28, 2010 in quick | 0 comments

Prayer request

I bet Melissa thanks god every night before she goes to bed for having been given a man like me. Then she prays a seperate prayer thanking god that I am an evil atheist…. so she won’t have to put up with me forever.

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shaggin wagon!!!!

Posted by on Apr 23, 2010 in quick, villager | 0 comments

shaggin wagon!!!!

Melissa has given me permission to fix the 97 villager that is sitting in our back yard…
after its fixed i can add shag carpet, lava lamps, disco balls, and those tassel things that are apparently a staple of mexican culture… since they have it in all of their cars.

i will have a shaggin wagon!!!

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Sexy

Posted by on Apr 17, 2010 in quick | 0 comments

Sexy

Mental note: there is nothing sexier than the dry heaves.

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