When Jason starts crying put on Pink Floyd… He’ll stop.
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Melissa’s site is finally done. Check it out @ unfetish.net let me know if you find any kinks that need to be worked out.
I bet Melissa thanks god every night before she goes to bed for having been given a man like me. Then she prays a seperate prayer thanking god that I am an evil atheist…. so she won’t have to put up with me forever.
Melissa has given me permission to fix the 97 villager that is sitting in our back yard… after its fixed i can add shag carpet, lava lamps, disco balls, and those tassel things that are apparently a staple of mexican culture… since they have it in all of...
Mental note: there is nothing sexier than the dry heaves.