the comedy of failures

the comedy of failures

try to imagine that you are god… you have your plans all laid out…. but things just dont seem to go right when i think about it… i imagine it goes something like this: “ok, today i think i will create a planet… and populate it with two...
Evil fucking scientists!!!

Evil fucking scientists!!!

Jesus loves the little zygotes all the zygotes of the world. Jesus loves them until they’re born then abandons them forlorn. Jesus loves the little zygotes ’til they’re born. Jesus loves the little children all the children of the world. Jesus gives...
Dear kid: you almost didnt have a dad.

Dear kid: you almost didnt have a dad.

today a lady put a gun to my head… she also fired three shots at me… it sucked. but the most amazing thing about this whole ordeal is: i never once asked God for help… it didnt even cross my mind. i dont know if there are atheists in foxholes…...
christians are stupid #1: miracles

christians are stupid #1: miracles

ok lets assume that Jesus was a man… born of a woman, that makes him a human being. it makes him a physical thing… a part of this world. since he is a physical human being he is subject to the same laws of physics and nature, that all humans are subject...
Dear Kid: you now look like a manatee

Dear Kid: you now look like a manatee

Dear Kid: your mother and i recently celebrated our one year anniversary. it doesn’t feel like we have been together for a year… everything is going so smoothly that time just seems to fly by. we have had no real arguments… hell we hardly...
God delusions cloud a world of wonders

God delusions cloud a world of wonders

MOST weeks I read The Sunday Age’s Faith column, out of professional duty. Most weeks I am left perplexed, unable to reconcile what I am reading with anything I see around me. What I see is a world slowly tearing itself apart for the sake of one faith or...