the florida trip 2/7/09
ghetto tourette’s is a terrible affliction, that i thought was limited to the streets of anderson. it apears that the disease has traveled as far as palatka florida.
ghetto tourette’s can affect anyone… but it has largely limited itself to young black males. it causes the sufferer to occasionally yell out random rap lyrics.
if you are apssing a man who all the sudden, out of the blue, says: “NIGGA I’M DA COLONEL OF DIS MUTHA FUCKIN TANK!” he more than likely has ghetto tourette’s.
case in point:
i was walking out of soundgarden this past friday and i passed a young black man who said this : “GET IT LIKE ME, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHEVY WITH DA BUTTERFLY DOORS?”
to which i replied:
“yeah… it looks like ass… people with style prefer scissors.”
all was not lost… i picked up about 20 movies and some nes games
a namco gun
and my father painted this for my birthday
aparently johns retarded kid figured out the interwebz
and posted some things to 4chan, 7chan, WBW and several other sites.
Read Moremy FUCKIN DOUCHE BAG HOMO FRIEND’s idea of advancement.
i told you John had everything nice neat and aranged,
and he would have kept his word…
until your beloved husband opened his mouth and insulted him.
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Having grown up in the sweltering Florida heat, George enjoys staying indoors, and air conditioning. A Level 7 Elvish Photoshop Mage with +10 Dropshadow Power, George specializes in visual design & interaction design — two fancy terms he uses to make himself sound important and to explain that he cares about both how things look and how things work.