burnstyle.net: mobile edition

Posted by on Jun 1, 2010 in design, family, house, mobile, wordpress | 0 comments

burnstyle.net: mobile edition

Our babysitter called in sick today, which forced me to stay home from work and watch the kids. I decided to make the day productive… I built additional selves for our massive new medicine cabinet, cleaned the bathroom, the living room, and made a mobile version of burnstyle.net.
if you visit this site on an iphone or android phone…. any smart phone really…. the site will look like this:
mobile site mobile site with nested images

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Unfetish

Posted by on May 31, 2010 in melissa, quick | 0 comments

Unfetish

Melissa’s site is finally done. Check it out @ unfetish.net let me know if you find any kinks that need to be worked out.

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The best Tuesday ever.

Posted by on May 9, 2010 in horror, movies, music | 0 comments

The best Tuesday ever.

After years and years of searching, i have finally gotten my hands on an actual non reproduction cassette copy of Tuesday Knight’s self titled album.

What do you mean you don’t know who Tuesday Knight is?
Tuesday knight was Patricia Arquette’s replacement for the character Kristen Parker in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.

she only survived for the first 20 minutes or so of the movie… her biggest contribution was to the movie’s soundtrack. She recorded the opening credits theme ‘Nightmare’ which i thought was unreleased.. until i found this lone cassette.
i made a copy of the song for your listening pleasure.

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Prayer request

Posted by on Apr 28, 2010 in quick | 0 comments

Prayer request

I bet Melissa thanks god every night before she goes to bed for having been given a man like me. Then she prays a seperate prayer thanking god that I am an evil atheist…. so she won’t have to put up with me forever.

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A black tank top

Posted by on Apr 26, 2010 in family, featured, jonquil, kid, melissa | 0 comments

A black tank top

Black tank top, old jeans, necklace, ring…. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her. How could someone like me, end up with someone like her?
There has never been anyone in my life who has shown me what a relationship should be.
My parents marriage failed after something like 16 years. Growing up in that house was hard… we had food… we had money… we had everything I could need….
we also had arguments… we had nights where my mother would wake me in the middle of the night to drive around St. Augustine searching for my father… who inevitably would be huddled around a motorcycle somewhere… or some bar.
I still remember that bar…
I don’t know why we went to that bar that night… but that place still sickens me.
All my grandparents taught me was this: “the man is the head of the household…DONT QUESTION HIM! In fact… don’t even look at him, if you leave him alone he may be civil for the night. And remember no matter what you do… you cant please him”.
I have always hated NASCAR… even as a child. I didn’t see the point of it. These guys drive around in a circle all day? Hell… I could do that. But my grandfather loved it. I remember trying to get into NASCAR just so I could have something in common with him. I remember coming home with boxes of NASCAR trading cards… I would memorize stats from the backs of cards… I would ask him about races… I remember opening one pack of cards and finding an extremely valuable card… the next time I went to see him I took him that card to show him… I remember him yelling at me, calling me a thief… accusing me of stealing the card from him…
it was just a card… a small rectangle made of cardboard.
I remember the manipulation of April.
The deceit of Amiee
The psychosis of jonquil.
The underhandedness of Laura.
I’ve had such a skewed view of love.
And it is all changing because of a black tank top, old jeans, a necklace, and a ring
Now I know that the man takes care of his family, not because he has to… but because he wants to. Because he loves his family… and wants nothing but the best for them. He doesn’t want them to have to worry… because they deserve an easy going life. They deserve honesty, respect, warmth, compassion and understanding.
They say that there is allot to lean from your childhood. They say it shapes you when you become an adult.
Whats the lesson I have learned from my childhood?
Don’t let your childhood shape you…

I hope my son will have all the things that I missed out on.
I hope he will have stability, friends, love, and warmth.
I will do everything I can to provide him with those things… and give him a childhood that he will look back on with pride.

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on a side note.

Posted by on Apr 26, 2010 in conversation, family, melissa | 0 comments

on a side note.

2 years ago today… to this very second…. was the first time Melissa and i spoke.

after reading the very first message, i thought she was a bot… and almost ignored her.
after reading the second message i still wasn’t quite sure.

3 cheers for curiosity!

i love you hun.

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shaggin wagon!!!!

Posted by on Apr 23, 2010 in quick, villager | 0 comments

shaggin wagon!!!!

Melissa has given me permission to fix the 97 villager that is sitting in our back yard…
after its fixed i can add shag carpet, lava lamps, disco balls, and those tassel things that are apparently a staple of mexican culture… since they have it in all of their cars.

i will have a shaggin wagon!!!

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