So apparently Melissa is going to have a kid.
it seems Melissa and I are having a child.
she came home today and showed me a pregnancy test one of her friends bought for her… it was positive.
she says she is about 4 weeks along, so im guessing soon we will be scheduling a doctors visit.
a quick google search finds that these things will be checked.
Physical exam: this should go pretty quick… i mean… she has two arms.. two legs… fingers toes… boobs… its all pretty normal.
Pelvic exam: she has one of these and apparently it works rather well.
Complete Blood Count: she has 6 quarts of blood.
HIV test: this had better be negative.
Urinalysis: i assume she has urine, her life would be difficult without it.
all in all im excited about all of this… i mean the fact that i created a tiny dragon in someones uterus is fucking awsome. lets just hope it doesnt turn out like me… a child so evil that it will rip through the uterine wall in an attempt to find cheap hookers and cold beer.
apparently melissa wants a kid
apparently Melissa wants to have my child….
this scares the shit out of me, mainly because i feel i would be a horrible father…
here are some reasons why i feel that way:
today when i came home from work…
i played Rock Band for an hour
i played skate 2
i bought a new headset
i watched the hills have eyes… and cried when the mutants died…
if we are being honest i would prolly make a pretty cool dad, to a son.
and i wouldnt mind being one.
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Having grown up in the sweltering Florida heat, George enjoys staying indoors, and air conditioning. A Level 7 Elvish Photoshop Mage with +10 Dropshadow Power, George specializes in visual design & interaction design — two fancy terms he uses to make himself sound important and to explain that he cares about both how things look and how things work.