OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

Posted by on Aug 16, 2007 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

ok… that had to be the strangest 5 minutes of my life…

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Zoe

Posted by on Jul 25, 2007 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

Zoe

i drool…

zoe

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for tonight… god is a dj

Posted by on Jul 15, 2007 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

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Dear Geek Guys

Posted by on Jul 11, 2007 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

Dear Geek Guys

contrary to popular belief, there are girls who look like this

and talk like this:
“On the fifth day, God created fishes and birds. Uh oh. Okay, some weird fish-like things at the beginning of the Paleozoic Era which began 600 million years ago, but the age of fishes was the Devonian Period, roughly 400-350 million years ago. Well, that’s weird… the Devonian period came BEFORE the Carboniferous Period, which I thought was on day 3. Awkward. Two days for God is a LOT of time, too. Hm. The very first birds appeared during the Jurassic, about 200 million years ago, and couldn’t have existed without the dinosaurs, which Moses didn’t think was that important, even though the dinosaurs reigned for like 200 million years. Sorry, Little Foot.”

… i know
the obscure ‘land before time’ reference had my heart racing too

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a question of morals

Posted by on Jun 21, 2007 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

so like…

if a chick pays a guy to let her give him a hand job…. that obviously dosent make the chick a slut…

but…

what does it make her?

the closest i can come is “generous”

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